Worst Jokes Ever
Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
Dark humor is like life:
Not everyone gets it.
Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common?
H: It's similar to shoes.
A: White Vans.
Your hairline is so far back Sherlock couldn't solve that mystery.
I yo yo-yo yo-yo yo-yo, yo-yo yo-yo you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you ha! Frick, fuck, gosh dang, you’re so big that you can’t ride. This is Builder.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.
When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.
Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.
Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.
Yo momma so fat, when she farted the Big Bang occurred.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.
Yo mama so old, she was accepted for the museum.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.
Yo mama so fat, she needs 17 iPhones to take a selfie.
Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.
What do cannibals read?
People.
Digest Readers.
Say this when you answer a spam call...
"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."
Life's like a box of chocolates. Doesn't last long for fat people.
What is an emo's favorite movie?
The Suicide Squad.