Worst Jokes Ever
No one wanted to hear my ocean puns, they said they were too fishy.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find a way home.
What is the bus?
Random kid: Yo mama so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Orphan: What's a mama?
Random kid: *shook*
How do you fit 27 New Zealand tourists in a 15-seater bus?
Simple. All in the ashtray.
I'm so poor that when people come over to my house, I come out the window and say, "Ding Dong!"
Why didn't the butcher cut the fillet?
Because it was a misteak.
I like my kids like I like my lamps.
Hung from the ceiling.
Why is the iPhone X the perfect phone for an orphan?
Because there is no home button.
Do you want to hear a joke about the blunt pencil? Never mind, it's pointless.
Have you heard the latest pun about pizza?
Never mind. It’s too cheesy!
What hangs low?
Balls.
#takemebacksophie
I went to the doctor because I had a steering wheel in my pants, and it was driving me nuts.
Person 1: Why did you put the baby feet first into the blender?
Person 2: To see his facial expression. Why else?
Where did Stephen Hawking go after he died?
FNAF Sister Location.
What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.
There were 3 guys in detention called Zip, Willy, and Pee, and they were all being naughty. The teacher came in and said, "Zip down, Willy out, Pee in the corner."
My aunt's star sign was Cancer, so it's pretty ironic how she died...
She was eaten by a giant crab.
Don't drink and park.
Accidents cause people.