Worst Jokes Ever
I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.
I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
Why did the emo kid get mad?
I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
My grandfather lost his tongue during WW2.
He never talks about it.
Why can't British people play chess?
Because they lost their queen.
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
Cristiano Clapnaldo woke up FEELING DANGEROUS against Real Sociedad!
- 0 tapins! - 0 assists! - 3/3 dives! - 0 key passes! - 2 big chances missed! - 1/4 dribbles! - 2 Offsides! - 27 claps!
Better than Elanga?
The warden is stronger than the ender dragon, but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS?
(Doesn't have boss bar.)
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
Playing Russian roulette alone means you're bound to be a winner eventually.
How many altar boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests' basement is.
Thank you so much for helping me get to 20 followers! I'm so happy, every time I look at my followers going up, it makes me so happy. I can't wait to keep posting other things on here! <3
What do you call an orphan who became a priest?
Father-less.
If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
I went home to my girlfriend with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"
Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"
What’s the difference between a puppy and a fork?
I don’t microwave forks.