Worst Jokes Ever

There were 3 guys in detention called Zip, Willy, and Pee, and they were all being naughty. The teacher came in and said, "Zip down, Willy out, Pee in the corner."

My aunt's star sign was Cancer, so it's pretty ironic how she died...

She was eaten by a giant crab.

Don't drink and park.

Accidents cause people.

I put the fun in dysfunctional.

What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?

A seizure salad.

What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?

One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.

Is your dad Spider-Man, because he got no way home?

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.

What does a condom and a coffin have in common?

They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.

People always ask what the secret of our family's happiness is. It is simple really.

1. Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week.

2. We all give each other a hand when needed.

Last but not least, we play Twister.

Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?

A: They get their shit packed the night before.

Do you know who didn't graduate high school this year?

The Parkland kids.

How do you get a clown off your swing?

You shoot it.

This person has Down syndrome.

Being incest isn't that bad. I was fingering my sister, and I found my dad's old wedding ring. Winner winner!

What kind of jeans do you wear to church?

Holy jeans!

What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.

What is a cow on two legs?

Yo mama!

Question: Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?

Answer: Tequila

Fell Sans: Welp, you're BONED!

Fell Papyrus: DAMN YOU SANS!!!