Worst Jokes Ever
The highest level of trust in the world is when two cannibals are each giving each other blowjobs.
Hi guys, I just found this website. I got emailed by joshisboss or something. Have a great day! đ
Husband: Dammit, Alice! I'm your husband, and I'm telling you that you better stay in this kitchen if you know what's good for you!
Wife: Go to hell, Bob! I'm leaving!
Ignoring my protective advice, Alice stormed out of our underground kitchen, even though it was the safest place to be while the nuclear war still raged outside.
Yo mamma is so ugly, even Ripley wouldn't believe it.
As I am from South Carolina, I just thought about something Jefferson Davis would have thought about:
"Them slaves taking credit for everything."
Whatâs the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?
One can feed a family.
Thank you guys for 6 whole followers! I'm so happy!
Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium?
Because you are looking a little bit GaY.
How do you know if a chick is too fat?
If you pull her pants down, her ass is still in them.
Doctor: What is your zodiac sign?
Patient: Cancer, why?
Doctor: What are the chances?
Patient: Of what?
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
I'm 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedophile. I told him to fuck off, this is our 10th anniversary.
It's not incest if you're adopted.
What do you call a baby Mexican? A paragraph because they arenât a full essay.
*funny joke about dicks*
My grandfather died at Auschwitz.
Poor fella fell off the guard tower.
How do you start a dance party?
Go into the PTSD ward of an insane asylum and set off fireworks and watch the magic unfold.
Whatâs the difference between women and condoms?
There isnât a difference; theyâre both throw aways.
So, my dad was drinking, so he was drunk, and I was sad. But can you be my friend, please?
I tried to stick to One Direction, but then they started to shoot the gay bar...