Worst Jokes Ever
Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?
Did you hear about the orphan that tried to high five a tree? It left her hanging.
If I die, does my depression die with me?
I gave my friend some paper. It cut his wrists.
I made a website for orphans.
Silly me, I forgot the home page.
They all call it self-baptism. I call it failed suicide.
Three Europeans head to an island. They are captured by the island people. They are going to kill them, and they plead. They grant them a chance to live. The island people tell them to grab a fruit from the tribe's garden and bring it back, then to follow the task at hand.
The first guy brings back a peach. The island leader says, "Stick it up your ass. If you laugh, you die." The first guy shoves it up his ass and laughs, so they kill him. The second guy brings a grape, he does the same and laughs, making them kill him.
The first two are in heaven together. "Peaches are fuzzy, so I laughed. How the hell did you die? You had a grape!" says the first guy. The second guy replied, "It didn't tickle at all. I laughed at the sight [of] the third guy was bringing over a pineapple."
Do a neck reveal.
Yo momma so fat, when she farted the Big Bang occurred.
My wife (or husband) told me to get six cans of Sprite from the grocery store.
I had just realized when I got home that I had picked up 7-Up.
Jesus was drinking when he made you.
Blossom: Why are we dating the Rowdyruffs when we're technically siblings?
Bubbles:...
Buttercup: I don't know, but those people over there are lookin' at us weird.
Alabama: 😈
I saw a little kid crying. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. I got fired from the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
Chuck Norris sent the chicken back across the road.
Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
They don't know what a house is.
What do you call a Chinese assassin?
Chinese takeout.
Why do gay men hate periods?
They prefer Collins.
What is the difference between me and Paul Walker?
I’ve watched Fast and Furious Seven.