Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

The highest level of trust in the world is when two cannibals are each giving each other blowjobs.

Husband: Dammit, Alice! I'm your husband, and I'm telling you that you better stay in this kitchen if you know what's good for you!

Wife: Go to hell, Bob! I'm leaving!

Ignoring my protective advice, Alice stormed out of our underground kitchen, even though it was the safest place to be while the nuclear war still raged outside.

As I am from South Carolina, I just thought about something Jefferson Davis would have thought about:

"Them slaves taking credit for everything."

My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.

I'm 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedophile. I told him to fuck off, this is our 10th anniversary.

What do you call a baby Mexican? A paragraph because they aren’t a full essay.

How do you start a dance party?

Go into the PTSD ward of an insane asylum and set off fireworks and watch the magic unfold.

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  • What’s the difference between women and condoms?

    There isn’t a difference; they’re both throw aways.

    I tried to stick to One Direction, but then they started to shoot the gay bar...

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