Worst Jokes Ever
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
What is an orphan's favorite car?
A family car.
Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.
Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!
What is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me.
If I die, does my depression die with me?
I gave my friend some paper. It cut his wrists.
Four kids at my school tried suicide and failed. They are now known as the Suicide Squad.
What do the initials POOP stand for?
Polacks Order Our Poop. 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩
I made a website for orphans.
Silly me, I forgot the home page.
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.
He never has a bad day because he always wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Son: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Dad: Don't know, why?
Son: Because they taste funny.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home plate is.
Why do orphans only have 362 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mothers', Fathers', and Family Day!
Dark humor is like food; some people get it, others don't...
My grief counselor died.
He was so good, I don’t even care! 😂😂😂
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have a “mother’s” or “father’s” day!
Why can't orphans watch PG?
They don't have any parental guidance.