Worst Jokes Ever
What do crows use when they get a phone?
A "CAWing" card!
What do you say to a 1 legged hitch hiker?
Hop in!
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smelicopter.
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.
Wood-fired pizza.
How would pizza get a job now?
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.
Me: DOCTOR! DOCTOR! I HAVE 50 SECONDS TO LIVE!
Doctor: Sit down for a minute.
What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.
Papyrus: Nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude!
Sans: I guess now it says pool dude ;)
Papyrus: SSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS!
How do you count cows with a cowculator?
Roses are red, violets are blue, when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo!"
I love going to church to get closer to God, but my least favorite part of church has to be touching the priest’s penis.
Why did the egg hide? It was a little chicken!
What’s the worst thing about being suicidal?
The school shooter will always spare you.
Why did the emo kid get mad?
I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
What do KFC and a brothel have in common?
They’re both full of greasy chicks.
My grandfather lost his tongue during WW2.
He never talks about it.
Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"
What has two wings and an arrow?
The Chinese telephone, wing wing, arrow.
I'll rate this a 9/11.