Worst Jokes Ever
Think about you are so fucking high that you are walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list.
But no pun in ten did.
Why was the Burnside Bridge so hot?
Because it's on the burning side.
Yesterday I made food using oil--olive oil.
(I love oil!)
They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!
Sam Gonzales
What's breakdancing, twitching, and noisy?
A child with epilepsy.
Why did Jimmy throw his clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly.
I had a boyfriend once. He broke up with me because he "wanted to be more alive." I guess it didn't work when he went to my basement.
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite.
I did have a good night, and I did a good night, and I had to walk around the house.
Why can't you hear the Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because its pee is silent.
When are you from Delaware? You know!!! 📦
Frank.
Mustard
"Yooby Fo Birthday boy."
Capital Of San Marino?
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!
I heard an unusual word the other day: "Opaque."
Unfortunately, what it means is unclear.
What is the best way to end a cookbook?
And that’s a wrap!