Worst Jokes Ever
Girls are like blackjack.
I always want 21 but end up hitting on 14.
NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?
'Cause it's a place to eat.
Fight in the comments.
How are corpses like pools?
Once you get in, it's only cold for like a minute.
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
What kind of fruit can fix your sink?
A plum-ber.
Why can you never surprise mountains?
They peak.
What do Israel and Epstein have in common?
"Look at that, time to blow up some kids."
What is the most awkward moment when Helen Keller is playing pin the tail on the donkey?
Her friends aren’t sure whether to blindfold her.
I'm as straight as a rainbow.
An old professor’s class used to begin with a dirty joke.
Following one particularly vulgar joke, the girls in the class decided to walk out the next time he began.
When the professor learned of this planned protest, he came in the next morning and said, “Good morning, class. Did you hear about the scarcity of whores in Newfoundland?”
With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door.
“Wait, ladies,” called the professor, “The boat doesn’t leave until tomorrow!”
What does a cop say when they shoot ginger?
"Orange is the new black."
Why do Arabs hate chess?
Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
Why do emo kids cost so much?
Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.
Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly?
Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.
What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier?
“He/he.”
What did the blind man say the first time he touched sandpaper?
“What in the world did I just read?”
Why didn’t the emo attend her grandma’s funeral?
She thought her grandma was trying to flex.