Worst Jokes Ever
Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.
Why did the orphan grow up to be a priest?
So he could be called Father Les.
What happens when a depressed kid tries to give a tree a high five?
The tree leaves him hanging :)
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.
Why can't an orphan read?
He couldn't go to school without a parent's signature.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
What does an orphan call a family portrait?
A selfie.
What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"
Oh... wait.
Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?
Because it didn’t have one.
Have you heard of China...
China fit this dick in your mouth.
Yo mama so fat, Flash couldn't run around her.
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.
What did the tomato say to the empty ketchup bottle? "GOD STAY AWAY FROM ME!"
So my depressed friend wanted to high-five the tree by the cemetery.
The tree left him hanging though.
Hippity hoppity, you are no one's property.
A young boy walked up to his dad and asked, "Daddy, why are you banned from coming to elementary school?"
The dad calmly replies, "Because that's how I met your mother."
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
Why did the chickens cross the road?
To get to KFC.