Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Jesus create the Devil?
He didn't recognize himself through the time portal.
So, there was a male whale and a female whale swimming through the ocean. One day the male whale sees a ship and says, "That's the ship that killed my parents!" So they go to the ship and blow the ship over and throw the men overboard into the sea.
The male whale sees the man who killed his parents and he was still alive, so he opened his mouth and went for the man, but out of nowhere the female whale yells, "Hey!! I was in it for the blowjob, but I'm not gonna eat seamen!"
How do you know the hooker killed herself?
She sniffed the line off the dresser you said not to touch.
Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.
Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.
Other family members: ...
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
I want a relationship.
*Masturbates*
I don't want a relationship.
Roses are red, bow down to your master, children are fast, but I am faster.
A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.
I saw a helicopter on January 26, 2020. Then Kobe was on the news.
An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first?
The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal.
-- Jeffery Dahmer
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and grabbed Jill's thigh and said, "I know you wanna!"
Jill said yes, lifted up her dress, and then they had some fun,
But stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
Cremation is my only hope for a hot, smoking body.
Your hairline looks like the Batman symbol.
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
What goes down but not up?
An emo.
What do the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips, and Crack have in common? The CIA.
Where do orphans get their stuff from?
The reject shop.