Worst Jokes Ever
Balls.
Dirty Joke: A boy fell in the mud.
Clean Joke: He took a bath with bubbles.
Dirty Joke: Bubbles was the girl next door.
Q: Why did Sally survive the car accident?
A: She hit an ambulance.
Dark humor is like food: Not everybody gets it.
"Don't forget you are what you eat," said one person. "Then I should eat a skinny person!" said the other.
The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me... how dairy!
Did you hear about the guy whose left side got cut off!
But he’s all right now.
Most annoying thing...
When we send something in WhatsApp thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks...
Little boy asked his dad why he was born black.
Father replied, "So the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin."
Then he asks, "Why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire?"
"So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you."
"Then what are we doing living in Rochdale? (England)"
I'll never forget my boss's last words: "We shall serve the best meat in our burgers!"
For pedophiles, watching teen porn must be like watching mature porn.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
It's easy to roast beef.
Roses are red.
Grass is green.
I think of you sucking my peen.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes into a bank, they turn off the cameras.
What does a girl want more than anything in the world?
Nothing. She's fine.
Ali-A
Guy: Say "I'm a man" every time I stop.
Person:
Guy: You walk into a bar.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You meet a girl.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You and the girl go to a hotel.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You guys go on a bed.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: She whispers into your ear...
Person: I'm a man!
Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Quinn pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his whopper 🍆🍔.
Did you hear about the race of the tomato and lettuce? Well, the lettuce was winning and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
I like my bread how I like my wife: cold and stiff.