Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the most artistic fruit?
Vincent mango.
What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.
I wish my lawn was emo, so I would not have to cut it, it would cut itself.
What’s the difference between cereal and a baby?
I personally think cereal is not nutritious.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my other girlfriend.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims: they went through a hundred stories in 10 seconds.
Why did the man put himself on fire?
To BURN Calories.
My dad and I have been playing hide and seek.
It's been 15 years and I still haven't found him.
"Hippity hoppity, don't abolish my property!"
Those were a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.
Landing on its feet won't help a cat in China...
Hi Bradyeeeeeeee!
Roses are red, chocolate is brown,
I expect nothing and still get let down!
A ginger.
Hi Trent!
Where do fish sleep?
On a seabed!
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.
No joke!
Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me.
It means a lot!
Why did Ten die?
It was between 9/11.