Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the emo kid get mad?
I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
What do KFC and a brothel have in common?
They’re both full of greasy chicks.
My grandfather lost his tongue during WW2.
He never talks about it.
Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"
What has two wings and an arrow?
The Chinese telephone, wing wing, arrow.
I'll rate this a 9/11.
Are you Hiroshima? Because I want to drop my bomb inside you.
Ironic that this page is dead.
How do s’mores communicate?
On Insta-graham.
When your teenager asks for personal space and you remind her that she came out of your personal space.
Why was the leper hockey game canceled?
It was because of a face-off in the corner.
How did the digital clock show off to its mother?
Look, Ma, no hands!
What do alien moms like to drink? Starbucks.
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: “What the hell was that all about?”
Communism is actually kinda tight.
What's the square root of 2001?
9/11
(6x9)+6+9=69
The snack that smiles back: Ball sack.
Where did Josh go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere.
If your eyes were the sea, I would drown in them.