Worst Jokes Ever

Why did Jimmy throw his clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly.

I had a boyfriend once. He broke up with me because he "wanted to be more alive." I guess it didn't work when he went to my basement.

Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years?

Because he thought he was old enough to leave home.

That is one of the very, very, very, very, VERY WORST jokes ever.

Yes, you are the one who can get it, and what time do I have?

What's big, round, and can't move?

A vegetable!

Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard?

Don't worry, he was just going through a stage.

What is a mouse's favorite movie?

"Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!"

I did have a good night and I did a good night and I had fun.

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Do you know what my favorite time of day is?

6:30, hands down.

What YouTube channel did Mt. Fuji subscribe to? Chrissy Man.

I did have a good night, and I did a good night, and I had to walk around the house.

Why can't you hear the Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because its pee is silent.

Have you heard about the new cereal?

It's called "Prostituties."

They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!

My dad is nice!

What's brown and sticky? A stick!

They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!

Why is divorce so expensive?

Because it's worth it.

I wish my lawn was emo, so I would not have to cut it, it would cut itself.

I diddled for a total of 67 times. I am the ultra Gooner. My cum is everywhere. I am the goon master.