Worst Jokes Ever
What is a mouse's favorite movie?
"Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!"
Why is it hard having a relationship with an astronaut?
Because they are always so distant. :-]
I heard oxygen and magnesium were dating, and I was like, "OMg!"
There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
Why did the cow cross the road to go to the moovies?
I’d make a joke to Fetty Wap on this, but there’s only a 50/50 chance he’ll SEE this.
So many bots commenting so fúcking fix it!
I ran into a dwarf, and he said, “Well, I’m not happy.”
Me: Then which one are you?
Your nan.
If I had a dime for every time someone has told me to kill myself, I'd be a millionaire.
Why couldn't the bike stand up by itself?
'Cause it was two tired!
What side of the sidewalk do crazy people walk on? The psych-o-path.
I recently got kicked out of a casino because I apparently misunderstood what the craps table was for.
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
A galiminus.
Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony?
They are both jokers.
F*ck you.
Funny.
What kind of fish knows math?
An anglerfish LOL
How do you make a hotdog stand? You take away its chair.
Your birth certificate is like an apology from the condom factory...