Worst Jokes Ever
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"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...
Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.
Bobby had 54 dicks (54).
He took 33 pills a month (5433).
Once he ran out of pills, he was left with 45 dicks (543345).
(Flip the calculator once you got the full number. 543345! He's got a lot!
What do you call a white bucket?
A pail.
I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.
Man: Hi, Doc, I have a problem. I take a shit at 6:00 AM every morning.
Doc: What's wrong with that?
Man: I don't wake up until 8:00 AM.
I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.
Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.
What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs? Names.
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side?
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
Your hairline is so messed up, I thought a 2-year-old cut you up!
What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"
Can a person in a wheelchair stand up for themselves?
I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling asleep (including him).
Do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
"I'm very good in sports."
"In which sports?"
"EA Sports."
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.