Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
Why do trees always gotta leave me hanging?
Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They told her to go find the light.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
Why aren't blind people in Brazil?
Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄
Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.
How do you get an emo down from a tree?
Cut the rope!
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
Who's the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
Why do trees never call Emos? Because they always hang up on them.
What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.
Been getting a lot of paper cuts on my fingers lately, I guess it's a sign I should go lower.
I don't like calculator jokes because they are too overused.
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.
Too bad only one was standing. :)
When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021, they wore black at their funeral! 🤣
A young teen was walking home from school and having a nice day.
She gets home, eats, showers, and heads to her room. The young teen hears her mother say something. Not sure what she said, the girl replies with "ok."
The young teen was gonna head to bed, wondering when her mom was gonna come in and say goodnight. She lays in bed, but then she hears her mom's voice say, "Hunny, I'm home." She doesn't bother to say ok.
Later, when she decides to sleep, she gets a message from her mom saying to unlock the door, that she lost her keys. :)
Step on your small sister's foot, she will always open her mouth like a dustbin.
If chickens make chicken nuggies, does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?
CONSPIRACY!!!