Worst Jokes Ever
What cookie has an orphan never had?
Homemade.
What did Stephen Hawking see before he died?
The blue screen of death.
If a physically handicapped gay white male is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall, and if you are a gay white male that is well-endowed that is not physically handicapped, and if you want the physically handicapped gay white male who is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall to suck your dick, what do you do to convince him to suck your dick if you have a hard on and your horny as hell?
Put $25.00 under the handicapped stall before you put your dick under the handicapped stall.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.
Why can’t orphans be married?
Because they won’t have their parents' blessings.
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
Do you know why there is no “f” in “orphan?”
Because it stands for family.
Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."
Yo momma's so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a grocery list in her hand.
Hang in there, you all, Literally.
Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂
Just saw the news that Kobe passed. I guess there's a first for everything.
What's the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can phone home.
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.
An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...
...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
I stole a wheelchair. I knew the owner would come crawling back.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
They tried to make me laugh, but I was already DYING.