Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks, she thought she could buy a star.
I was trying to make homemade baby powder until I realized it isn't made from babies, oops wrong ingredient... smh
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
Alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive.
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
My wife said she wanted steamed vegetables with her steak, so I put her father in the hot tub.
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.
I am on the German website.
Fight in the comments.
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.
Look for the Gummy Bear album in stores on November 13th, with lots of music, videos, and extras!
What did Bill Cosby say on the second date?
"Hi, nice to meet you."
What do you call Kevin with no beef?
Chicky.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
And Mary said God had given her a child, so Joseph went and joined Fathers For Justice.
Two guys in a car get pulled over by a cop. The cop taps the window, and the window rolls down. "Good evening, gentlemen, we're looking for two pedophiles."
The guy quickly closes the window. Ten seconds later, he lowers it again and says, "Ok, we'll do it."
Anyone want to eat me up? I'm in that kind of mood right now.
¡Hola, soy Dora!
Can you help me find the two fucks I'm supposed to give?!
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.