Worst Jokes Ever
Why is it hard having a relationship with an astronaut?
Because they are always so distant. :-]
There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
Your birth certificate is like an apology from the condom factory...
Why is the Reaper not funny at all?
Well, he tells dead jokes!
She later made me a sandwich, and she cut the crust off it.
I’d make a joke to Fetty Wap on this, but there’s only a 50/50 chance he’ll SEE this.
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite.
Where is Rex the dinosaur? In the ground.
Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony?
They are both jokers.
What is the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage!
F*ck you.
Funny.
What kind of fish knows math?
An anglerfish LOL
How do you make a hotdog stand? You take away its chair.
So many bots commenting so fúcking fix it!
I ran into a dwarf, and he said, “Well, I’m not happy.”
Me: Then which one are you?
Your nan.
If I had a dime for every time someone has told me to kill myself, I'd be a millionaire.
What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?
A fishing pole.
Why couldn't the bike stand up by itself?
'Cause it was two tired!