Worst Jokes Ever
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jesus.
Jesus who?
Jesus Christ, open the door!
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line?
You’re breathtaking!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your daddy is gay, So are you!
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"
He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"
If a kid doesn't take their nap, doesn't that mean they are resisting arrest?
Me: "The villain has a point, you know."
Everyone else watching the WW2 documentary:
Bobby had 54 dicks (54).
He took 33 pills a month (5433).
Once he ran out of pills, he was left with 45 dicks (543345).
(Flip the calculator once you got the full number. 543345! He's got a lot!
What do you call a white bucket?
A pail.
I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.
Where do orphans get their stuff from?
The reject shop.
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
What did John say to little Timmy? Happy Disable day!
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
Yo mama so fat, when she went on the elevator, it went down.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
Why? You ask.
Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.
Every second, 1 kid gets diagnosed with homework.