Worst Jokes Ever

Santa was in my social studies book. He was a redcoat.

What do you do to 7 to make it even? Take off the "s".

What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?

A zom-BEE.

I have OCD and ADD, so everything had to be perfect...but not for long.

I'm stumped.

When a fat person steps on a scale, it says: “To be continued.”

What is an animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?

A white elephant.

GIVEAWAAAAAAY!!!

Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it? And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!

Why do orphans play GTA 5?

To get wanted!

Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.

Bully: I'm going to hurt you so bad.

You: Well, your IQ is the same amount of teeth I'm about to knock out, so... you're so dumb that you don't even know how to do that.

And your IQ is 5.

And Mary said God had given her a child, so Joseph went and joined Fathers For Justice.

5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend says, "Where is your girlfriend?" The guy says, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week."

Why are women like KFC? After you finish with the thigh and the breasts, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?

Kids: Because you're a psycho path.

Can [I] ask your sister how you are going for Christmas? And [to clarify,] I have internet.

What has 8 heads and no legs? A monster.

Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"

I remember the time Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... too bad it was so short he couldn’t find any.