Worst Jokes Ever
What did Santa say when he got to the club? Ho, ho, ho!
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
What’s the difference between cereal and a baby?
I personally think cereal is not nutritious.
Just walked in on my parents doing it! Worst 30 minutes of my life.
Why did the man put himself on fire?
To BURN Calories.
Roses are red, chocolate is brown,
I expect nothing and still get let down!
Those were a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.
Landing on its feet won't help a cat in China...
A ginger.
Where do fish sleep?
On a seabed!
Why didn't the rooster cross the road?
Because he was a chicken!
I started a band called 1023 megabytes. We still haven't gotten a gig.
I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"
My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my other girlfriend.
Why did the toad cross the road?
To show his girlfriend he had guts.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims: they went through a hundred stories in 10 seconds.
What goes in hard but comes out soft?
Gum.
My dad and I have been playing hide and seek.
It's been 15 years and I still haven't found him.
"Hippity hoppity, don't abolish my property!"
Q. What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?
A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.