Worst Jokes Ever
There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
What's big, round, and can't move?
A vegetable!
I did have a good night and I did a good night and I had fun.
Why is it hard having a relationship with an astronaut?
Because they are always so distant. :-]
Why did the cow cross the road to go to the moovies?
Yes, you are the one who can get it, and what time do I have?
Why couldn't the bike stand up by itself?
'Cause it was two tired!
It's best not to say "Hail Satan" because he can't control the weather!
That one teacher that flips on and off the light switch to get the students' attention... that one kid with epilepsy...
What is the slipperiest county?
Greece!
Once a blonde, always a blonde. 😂
Santa was in my social studies book. He was a redcoat.
What do you do to 7 to make it even? Take off the "s".
Why are orphans not allowed in stores?
Because else they would actually feel at home.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Doctor."
"Doctor who?"
"Doctor Who."
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Baby!"
"Baby who?"
"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"
"No thanks, I already ate."
Wanna see something dark?
Close your eyes.
Don't flirt when there is Life Alert!
Edna: Hey there big boy!
Big boy: You need to stop doing this.
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zom-BEE.