Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
What mountain cries the most?
A mountain under water.
Jimmy Savile should have presented Pop off the Tops instead of Top of the Pops.
The other day I went on a romantic cruise in Hawaii. Then I met my girl Zendaya on board. She was shaking her ass and playing with her penis. Then she asked me, "Hey, you wanna make love in the cabin?" I said, "Sure, sweet thang," gave me her number, kissed me on the cheek. Next day she woke up because it was a romantic nightmare.
What is a duck's favorite drink to sip on? Duck wine.
Why was the sea sad? Because it was blue.
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
'Cause he wanted higher grades.
This morning I woke up, then took a bath with some chocolate mud. At first, when I turned the damn flossers on, I noticed it wasn't water. It was all chocolate mud, and now my body is all chocolatey.
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
Why don't dwarfs have cars?
Because they can't get in the door.
Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.
This pun is so bad you're gonna punch me.
A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.
Roses are red, bow down to your master, children are fast, but I am faster.
A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.