Worst Jokes Ever
What is a doll's favorite dog? A doll-matian.
Kids?
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
What does a clock do when he's still hungry?
He goes back "four" seconds!
They said time heals all wounds, well, I broke your watch.
I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.
What is a mouse's favorite movie?
"Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!"
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Do you know what my favorite time of day is?
6:30, hands down.
Why can't you hear the Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because its pee is silent.
Mustard
"Yooby Fo Birthday boy."
Capital Of San Marino?
Did you hear about the guy that went to a nudist colony? The first day was his hardest.
I did have a good night, and I did a good night, and I had to walk around the house.
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Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!
My dad is nice!
🎨🧑🏻🦰 day was that good fun day at home 🏠. I had to the earth and I love it when you get a home and walk walk home from school and walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠. Was your birthday 🎁? I did.
How can you tell a bow n' arrows scared?
He starts to quiver! ;)