Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between a woman and ice? The ice always comes back.
Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping.
What is the most awkward moment when Helen Keller is playing pin the tail on the donkey?
Her friends aren’t sure whether to blindfold her.
I'm as straight as a rainbow.
What’s an Emo’s favorite exercise?
The dead hang.
People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.
Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since "tuna sub" put together makes "tunasub" and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse ("busanut")!
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
They actually come back.
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry.
I saw a depressed kid and I gave him a lamp to lighten up his day.
Why do gay people only stand crooked? Cuz they can’t be straight.
Roses are red, violets are fine, you'll be the 6 and I'll be the 9.
Son: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Dad: Don't know, why?
Son: Because they taste funny.
What do babies and explosives have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is not exploding.
Two men walk into a bar, no clue how they didn't see it.
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn!
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
A man went to the doctor, and the doctor said, "What happened to you?"
The man replied and said, "I broke my arm in two places!"
Then the doctor replied with, "DON’T GO BACK TO THOSE TWO PLACES!!"
What is Michael Jordan's favorite coffee place? Dunkin' Donuts.