Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes time to put you under.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.
This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉
Have you heard of China...
China fit this dick in your mouth.
Yo mama so fat, Flash couldn't run around her.
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.
What did the tomato say to the empty ketchup bottle? "GOD STAY AWAY FROM ME!"
Why are women like KFC? After you finish with the thigh and the breasts, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"
I remember the time Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... too bad it was so short he couldn’t find any.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball??
They can’t hit a home run! 😂
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
My sister said that I need to stop with the audited butt:
I got it from her when I was born.
🎵Penaldo Thrills🎵
C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
Gotta dive and cry some more.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
‘Til I Hit the floor and dive alot.
Cry some more and dive alot. That all I need, because I got u my love, Penalty.
Yo mama so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they gave her the ocean.
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
What does a pig call its dad... mom? 😂
Why did the chickens cross the road?
To get to KFC.
Penaldo song 🎵🎵🎵
He has conquered all the Farmers. He is never going to stop. From Lithuania down to Andorra, He has scored a fucking lot. Penalties and Tapins, The Fields of Faroe Islands, He is our GOAT, And his name is Cristiano Columbus. Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez