Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
Yo mama so rich,
her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
I’m not a weatherman, but I’m expecting a few more inches tonight.
I shouted at a kid. I told him to get his parents.
It was the last time I worked at an orphanage, 🤣.
Most orphans were born on the highway. It’s where most accidents [happen].
It’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.
In Hitler’s Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.
Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?
Yo mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?
They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy 😋 🤪 😌 😏 😜 👍 👍 👌 👌 👏 🏆 🥇 💭 🤔 😮 😁 😊 😃 😄 👌 😍 🥰 ☺️
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni and got plane. (Yes, it's "plain," shut.)
Me and my girlfriend were walking in the woods.
Her: I am scared!
Me: What do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.
Why do orphans go to church?
Not because they are religious, because they want someone to call father.
When you're in the middle of a test and you hear gun shots.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
Want to save 50% on your Chinese?
Just ask before you pay.
Been learning Chinese...
69 is too-can-chew.
One twin tower had a girlfriend. The other twin tower had the same girlfriend, so they both went down.
What is the difference between a woman and ice? The ice always comes back.