Worst Jokes Ever
What bee doesn’t fly properly?
Kobe.
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.
How do you ground a person in a wheelchair?
Take off the wheels!
To stop my password from getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: "StrongBrazilianNut111".
What's a suicidal person's favorite type of bath bomb?
A toaster.
How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rocket!
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
Why are camels known as ships of the desert?
Because they’re full of Arab semen.
Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?
They’re never straight with you.
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.
What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?
Coldemort!
In a world of feline folly, There lived a cat with a secret, A taste for adventure and mischief, And a love for KFC's golden treat.
With eyes like emerald jewels, And fur as black as night, This feline prowled the streets, In search of a savory delight.
Oh, how it yearned for chicken, Crispy and finger-lickin' good, But the cat knew it had to be sly, To satisfy its craving like it should.
Through alleyways it stealthily tiptoed, With nimble paws and a stealthy glide, Until it stumbled upon a secret, That made its hunger amplified.
A stash of KFC's golden eggs, Hidden away from prying eyes, An accidental treasure trove, A feast fit for a feline paradise.
With each stolen egg devoured, The cat's satisfaction grew, The taste of crispy breading, And juicy chicken, it knew.
Word soon spread of this food bandit, A legend of a cat so bold, Whispers echoed through the town, Of the one who stole the KFC gold.
But the cat with the KFC get eggs, Remained a mystery to all, A phantom of the night it became, Leaving no trace, no trail to recall.
And so, it continues its nightly quest, For chicken that satisfies its soul, The cat with the KFC get eggs, Forever on the prowl, never to be controlled.
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!
What’s the hardest part about making vegetable soup?
To put the wheelchair in the pot.
How do stars die?
Normally, an overdose.
Q: Do you know why God created yeast infections?
A: So women will know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt, too.
What do you call an inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.