Worst Jokes Ever
Teacher: What does a cow say?
Susie: Moo.
Teacher: Good. Now what does a duck say?
Jimmy: The duck goes quack.
Teacher: Now what does a pig say?
Little Jonny: A pig says, "Get up against the wall, you black motherfucker!"
I saw a person raping a woman in an alleyway. I decided to help...she doesn't stand a chance between us.
I’d make a rape joke, but I don't wanna force that on you too.
Why is the bald eagle bald?
Because it has no hair.
It has feathers. LOL.
Yo mama is so poor, she buys used food.
I had a dream of swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it is just a FANTAsea.
What does NASA stand for?
Neil Armweak Sorry Armstrong.
What did the hamster say to the penis? "Ha, you look just like me!"
Dark humor is like life:
Not everyone gets it.
Q: Why did the student eat his homework?
A: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
"You have to do this," and my sister said, "Well, I don't care."
And I said, "Well, you care enough to respond back, oh my gosh!"
My great grandpa killed Hitler.
You dream in 4K.
I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?
The frog might be on his way to a gig!
So my depressed friend wanted to high-five the tree by the cemetery.
The tree left him hanging though.
You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes time to put you under.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.