Worst Jokes Ever
My friend says, "You should try Oreos with water."
Me: No, because my dad actually came back with the milf.
I was trying to make homemade baby powder until I realized it isn't made from babies, oops wrong ingredient... smh
Why can't gays drive faster than 68 mph?
Because at 69 they blow a rod.
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
Alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive.
What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
I saw two blind men fighting at the mall. I yelled, "He has a gun!" They both ran.
What do you call a crippled terrorist?
An RC-XD.
Why did Paul Walker regret turning in his test?
Because his grade went from 99 to 0 in less than a second.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
I went home one day and see a few married guys in line in my sister's room. I ask what's going on, my sister is running a contest. The contest is the married guys lick her pussy and guess what she had for breakfast. The winner gets a free blowjob. As a brother, I couldn't be more prouder that she thought that she made up that contest.
If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?
Riddle me this, Batman, what's long, round, and has cum in the middle?
Batman: A dick.
Riddler: NO NO NOOO! It's a cucumber!
Why do orphans suck at web design?
They don’t know what a home page is.
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.
I am your leader.
Have you heard of the current event in Africa?
It’s known as the Hunger Games.
How do you ground a person in a wheelchair?
Take off the wheels!
I could never fall out of a boat because I've already fallen for you.
To stop my password from getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: "StrongBrazilianNut111".