Worst Jokes Ever
I am the orphan joke.
Why do orphans like robbing banks?
So they can be wanted.
When the class plays hangman, the emos get inspired!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knife." "Knife, who?" "How are you still alive? I just stabbed you!"
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?
Family size.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
Joe mama so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said "to be continued."
Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.
What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?
Only the taste.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.
Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Did you hear about the orphan that tried to high five a tree? It left her hanging.
What is an orphan's favorite car?
A family car.
Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.
Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!
What is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me.