Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are red, violets are fine, you'll be the 6 and I'll be the 9.
Son: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Dad: Don't know, why?
Son: Because they taste funny.
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
Why can orphans travel around so much?
A. They never get homesick.
Why is it that skinny men like fat women?
Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.
What are the similarities between a blind person and an orphan?
Neither can see their parents.
What school canβt orphans go to?
Home school.
What's the similarity between my son and a rug from eBay? I asked for a refund.
If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt.
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
We better stop telling orphan jokes because their parents will get mad. Oh... wait... never mind.
What is the definition of fellatio?
Auto masturbation.
When you tell an Asian kid itβs raining cats and dogs and heβs like, βJust open your mouth and close your eyes!β
Dr. Seuss dark jokes.
Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister!
"A N N O Y I N G - D O G - R O B - Y O U R - S A F E."
How do you know if an Asian is a failure?
Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.
What is the only part of a vegetable you canβt eat?
The wheelchair.
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?
Sans: What do you call them?
Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!