Worst Jokes Ever
How do blondes play real-life Jenga?
By stacking humans.
Where do cows stop to drink?
The Milky Way!
Why are orphans rude at school?
What's the school going to do? Call their parents?
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Nobody finds that one funny.
What soda do dogs drink? Pupsi.
I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?
Yo mama so hairy, she braids her eyebrows.
Q: What’s a good thing about child molesters?
A: They drive slow through school zones.
A lady asked if I heard about the mass shooting in Ohio. I said yes, my friend died there. She said I’m so sorry. I said yeah, I tried telling him the police had good aim. Worse than that, he just found out his sister was cheating on him.
Before: Caring & Noble.
After: Chernobyl.
How many fingers does the Dragonborn have?
Four fingers and a Thu'um.
What’s an orphan’s favorite Netflix show?
Fuller House.
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
What is the opposite of Progress?
Congress.
Hey guys! Want to know something cool? Google Jesus' language. It's Aramaic.
Next, google "God in Aramaic". See the results for yourself. <3
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.
Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
Lynx, where the fuck are you? This is Dagger Jr. (Proof in comments).
After death, what is the only organ in the female body which remains warm?
My penis.
Your mum, your dad, The things you never had.