Worst Jokes Ever
Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun?
Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.
How do you disrespect an Asian?
Give them driving lessons.
What’s the hardest part about making vegetable soup?
To put the wheelchair in the pot.
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
How do stars die?
Normally, an overdose.
Q: Do you know why God created yeast infections?
A: So women will know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt, too.
Why did I give an orphan the iPhone X?
Because it is the first one without a home button.
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.
I feel bad for the people who were born on April 1.
Their life is a joke.
What do you call a Chinese assassin?
Chinese takeout.
Why do gay men hate periods?
They prefer Collins.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
What do you call a nun on a bike?
Virgin Mobile.
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
What's the difference between you and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.
He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
Riddle me this, Batman, what's long, round, and has cum in the middle?
Batman: A dick.
Riddler: NO NO NOOO! It's a cucumber!
Have you heard of the current event in Africa?
It’s known as the Hunger Games.