Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
How do you blindfold an Asian?
You use dental floss.
Papyrus: Well come to the underground.
Sans: How was your falls?
Papyrus: G-g-good luck eve-ever ge-getting o-out.
Sans: Give me your balls!
Merry Christmas, my fellow hoes!
If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber.
Why can't orphans become criminals? Because she isn't wanted.
I tried to start a music career, but it crashed harder than Paul Walker.
If per capita is an issue, decapita can be arranged.
Yo mama was so fat, Huggy Wuggy couldn't fit his arms around her!
What did the mother say to Michael J. on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my son!"
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."
A guy goes ice fishing for the very first time. All of a sudden, he hears a voice. “There are no fish under the ice!”
He ignores it and moves to another area, cuts a hole, and tosses his line in. Again, he hears the booming voice: “There are no fish under the ice!”
He nervously looks up and asks, “Lord? Is that you?”
“No, this is the rink manager!”
We need to stop making jokes about orphans. They will tell their parents. Oh wait...
Where does Hitler look first when he loses something? The attic.
People on the Titanic were cracking up at my jokes, so did the Titanic. No, really, the Titanic cracked in half!
What do dark humor and kids with cancer have in common? They never get old.
What's the difference between a Doberman Pinscher and a Social Worker?
Eventually, you can get a baby back from a Doberman Pinscher.
How do you fit 27 New Zealand tourists in a 15-seater bus?
Simple. All in the ashtray.
I call my dad a motherfucker because he fucked my mom.