Worst Jokes Ever
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I ran into a dwarf, and he said, “Well, I’m not happy.”
Me: Then which one are you?
What side of the sidewalk do crazy people walk on? The psych-o-path.
I recently got kicked out of a casino because I apparently misunderstood what the craps table was for.
What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.
Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time!
Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So that they had someone to call father.
When I say, "Daddy," my stepbrother raises his head.
What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cookout?
A jump rope!
What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. 😈🤣
Why did the child drop their ice cream?
They got hit by a bus.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
What's brown and sticky? A stick!
Why can’t Helen Keller jump out of an airplane?
It scares the shit out of her dog.
An old professor’s class used to begin with a dirty joke.
Following one particularly vulgar joke, the girls in the class decided to walk out the next time he began.
When the professor learned of this planned protest, he came in the next morning and said, “Good morning, class. Did you hear about the scarcity of whores in Newfoundland?”
With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door.
“Wait, ladies,” called the professor, “The boat doesn’t leave until tomorrow!”
Why do Arabs hate chess?
Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
Why do emo kids cost so much?
Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.
One day, Jim saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. He asked if he was an orphan.
The kid said, “Yeah, what gave me away?”
Jim said, “I don’t see any parents.”
What’s the only positive thing about Freddie Mercury’s death?
The HIV test results.
What do you call a religious drug addict?
A crystal methodist.