Worst Jokes Ever
I moved all the Bibles to the fiction section because there is no God, as said Stephen Hawking in 2011, but in 2018, God said there was no Stephen Hawking.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
His wife died.
What is a female gamer's favorite part of the controller?
The joystick.
Why is the Champs d'Elysees in Paris lined with trees?
Because German soldiers like marching in the shade!
Six out of seven dwarfs aren’t Happy.
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.
What’s the difference between prison and concentration camps?
At least you don’t die when you shower.
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?
Not being retarded.
Lynx, where the fuck are you? This is Dagger Jr. (Proof in comments).
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.
After death, what is the only organ in the female body which remains warm?
My penis.
Your mum, your dad, The things you never had.
I'd make an emo joke, but that would be cutting a little too close.
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it says, "To be continued."
Hey guys! Want to know something cool? Google Jesus' language. It's Aramaic.
Next, google "God in Aramaic". See the results for yourself. <3
Pickup line for gay people:
Roses are red, Antarctica is in the south, Get on your knees, And open your mouth.
What do you call a rapper who works at the BANK?
Lil Teller.
Your hairline is so far back, even the slaves can't plant that shit back.