Worst Jokes Ever
What is the definition of fellatio?
Auto masturbation.
Why is the UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.
I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they daydream, they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it.
*True story*
I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
Yo mama so rich,
her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
I’m not a weatherman, but I’m expecting a few more inches tonight.
I shouted at a kid. I told him to get his parents.
It was the last time I worked at an orphanage, 🤣.
Most orphans were born on the highway. It’s where most accidents [happen].
People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.
Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since "tuna sub" put together makes "tunasub" and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse ("busanut")!
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
They actually come back.
Yo mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?
They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy 😋 🤪 😌 😏 😜 👍 👍 👌 👌 👏 🏆 🥇 💭 🤔 😮 😁 😊 😃 😄 👌 😍 🥰 ☺️
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry.