Worst Jokes Ever

When your friend does a finger-gun and his dad appears behind him and does it too, with the real deal!

What is the hardest part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair.

A guy walks into a mosque... then blows up.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

'Cause 7 was a 6 offender.

Having sex while camping is fucking in tents (intense).

A man goes to a restaurant and asks for some chili.

The waiter said, "Sorry sir, this is an Asian restaurant."

So he stretches his eyes and says, "Oh herro, can I get some chiri?"

How do you tell if a loaf of bread has Down Syndrome?

It has an extra crumb-osome.

What's red and bubbly and scratches at the microwave glass?

A baby in the microwave!

What happened the night Stephen Hawking came home wasted?

Nothing... wife couldn’t tell.

What do Japanese men do when they vote?

They have an erection.

What did the kid with Down syndrome say to his friend?

Nothing, he had no friends.

A 98 year old man goes to bed on a one layer bed. He wakes up under it...

I saw a person raping a woman in an alleyway. I decided to help...she doesn't stand a chance between us.

What does NASA stand for?

Neil Armweak Sorry Armstrong.

I had a dream of swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it is just a FANTAsea.

I’d make a rape joke, but I don't wanna force that on you too.

Why is the bald eagle bald?

Because it has no hair.

It has feathers. LOL.

Yo mama is so poor, she buys used food.

What does a burnt pizza, cold beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

Someone didn’t pull it out in time.

What’s the only positive thing about Freddie Mercury’s death?

The HIV test results.