Worst Jokes Ever
For 15 cents a day, you can feed an African child. They eat spare change, I guess.
What do you call a planet that poops? Uranus.
I know a girl in a wheelchair. I realize now why she couldn’t do sports because the coaches wanted 100% from her, but she was only able to give 50%.
What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs?
Names.
Where would you take Stephen Hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC World?
A midget walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says no.
The midget asks why. The bartender says, "You're a little drunk!"
What’s the difference between a mother and a fetus at an abortion office?
Only one of them is scared.
What does McDonald's and a Catholic priest have in common?
They both put their meat in 10-year-old buns.
What's the difference between a chocolate cake and a dead baby?
About 5000 calories.
They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.
What's the difference between cancer and a Nazi? Cancer doesn't discriminate.
Shoot.
I was going to make a joke about a piece of paper.
It's just too tear-able.
I don't know if this is a joke or a question, but:
If killing yourself sends you to hell, where does sitting in the waiting room get you?
Why did the family move away?
Because they lost their son.
If you are talking to an Indian and notice a red dot appear on their forehead, be careful of what you said... They are recording it down... Careful... (no offense) pure joke.
Why did the little boy cross the road multiple times?
He stepped on an IED after being mutilated on a chopping block that was on fire with a table saw and multiple gallows which were infested with flaming termites with splotches of blood all over him from his eyes after they were squashed with a brick.
What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
Where is an elephant’s penis?
On their feet, because if you get trampled on, you’re fucked.