Worst Jokes Ever
What did the Arch bridge say to the Truss bridge?
"I Truss-ted you!"
What's grey and can't fly?
A parking lot.
Who’s the roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table?
Circumference.
What's the opposite of Christopher Walken?
Christopher Reeve.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
I bought shoes from a drug dealer. I know he LCD'd them and all, but I have been tripping all day.
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket: you can hide, but you can’t run.
Hitler was a dic-tator.
Why does Kurt Cobain hate his brother?
Because he's always calling shotgun.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde girl?
One stops sucking when you smack it.
I was going to kill myself, but in the end, it doesn't even matter.
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Why could she not get back up? Because she had no friends.
Knock knock? Who's there? Not Susie...
Waitress: You wanna box for your leftovers?
Me: No, but I'll arm wrestle you for the bill.
If you ever get bored, tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar. If they ask why, say, "Because you're missing Father's Day and Mother's Day."
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed 3 episodes of your favorite show.
Titanic jokes sink in. Pun intended.
Don't go to ghostposter.com. The person or persons who run that site are a fucking bunch if dumb fucking cunts who can suck my big cock.
The greatest bond you will ever have is the one with your conjoined twin.
What do you call a black person swimming?
Cursed Minecraft image.
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?