Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.

Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.

For instance, when you push them down the stairs.

My daughter has been writing letters asking Satan for gifts. Imagine my shock when I realized she has dyslexia.

What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?

In a dog pound, people actually want them.

I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"

A piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.

"Oh, Bunsen, my flame," the sodium swooned. "I melt whenever I see you!"

The Bunsen burner replied, "Calm down. It's just a phase you're going through."

Why can’t you take a Black Asian guy golfing? Because he can’t drive and can’t find his own balls.

I went to see my doctor today and I asked him how come every time I have sex my eyes hurt.

He said that’s a common reaction to pepper spray.

One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.

"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"