Worst Jokes Ever
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
A Muslim enters a building...
Along with 500 passengers and an airplane.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Person: Why?
Me: Because he wanted to.
So an orphan was crying in a corner in the dark. Then a man came over and asked, "Why are you crying?"
Then said, "Do you want me to get your parents?"
Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex?
Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position.
Guy: Why can't Jesus have M&M's?
Priest: Why?
Guy: Because they'll fall through the hole in his hands.
"Trump is Putin, America first!" hahaha
What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex?
"Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him having sex? "You're wheelie good at this!"
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She choked.
What is the hardest thing to eat on a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute only has one crack, and has to wash it and sell it again.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called bagels.
If your girl smells like tilapia, don’t let her on top of ya.
Who was the knight on the Round Table that only ate meat?
Sir Loin.
Why does Santa not have any children?
He only cums once a year.
If you shoot at a school of fish, could you call it a school shooting?
Bully: You're gonna die.
Me: Hurry up then.
At weddings, old people poke me and say, "You're next!" So I do the same to them at funerals.