Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
Yo mama so fat, Flash couldn't run around her.
I went up the temp girl and slapped her tests and said-
"I like ya cut, G."
You get on an elevator and you find the Pope and Donald Trump cowering from two snarling wolves. In your hand you find a revolver with only two bullets in it... what do you do?
You shoot the Pope and the Donald each in a leg and exit the elevator at the next stop.
What do you get when you goblin with a shark?
Who remembers when Gwen was the only thing people talked about on this website?
What did the tomato say to the empty ketchup bottle? "GOD STAY AWAY FROM ME!"
You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes time to put you under.
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
Me: Okay, Papyrus. I'm no Sherlock Bones, but I'd say that Storyspin Sans is the Imposter.
Al Fayed’s son arrives at heaven’s gates and sees his driver.
He shouts “you stupid cunt!”
The driver says, “Watch, Boss?”
Dodi replies...:
“I said I WANT TO FUCK DI IN THE TUNNEL NOT FUCKING DIE IN THE TUNNEL!”
Penaldo song 🎵🎵🎵
He has conquered all the Farmers. He is never going to stop. From Lithuania down to Andorra, He has scored a fucking lot. Penalties and Tapins, The Fields of Faroe Islands, He is our GOAT, And his name is Cristiano Columbus. Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez
My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........
IMAGINE!
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”
I was taking my dog on a long walk when I heard a loud scream. I ran towards the sound. There I found Penaldo sinking in a pit of mud. I was trying to help him out when my dog said, "Leave him, he's been in the mud for years." I walked away shocked but not surprised.
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
Have you heard of China...
China fit this dick in your mouth.
What is an animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?
A white elephant.