Worst Jokes Ever
What do classical musicians do when they die?
They decompose.
What do you call an otter video game that is about robbing?-
Grand Theft Otter!
I mean I'd tell you a joke about the pizza I ate, but it's just too cheesy.
Did y’all hear about the increasing divorce rate because people are addicted to Fortnite?
They’re just two weeks to quit.
You are all going to be pun-ished!
Why did the pervert sing "Gucci Gang"?
Because a woman just gave him a lil pump.
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
It gets toad.
I've been told I've got a perfect cock.
She sure was hard on me when I took it from her, though.
— Wanna hear a joke about ghosts?
— No.
— That's the spirit!
The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.
Q: What’s a good thing about child molesters?
A: They drive slow through school zones.
What do cows call money?
Moola.
"Hi, Mrs. Jackson, can Matt come out and play?"
"Oh, Johnny, you know Matt doesn't have any arms or legs."
"I know, we just wanted to use him as third base."
How do blondes play real-life Jenga?
By stacking humans.
What soda do dogs drink? Pupsi.
Why are orphans rude at school?
What's the school going to do? Call their parents?
What a skeleton baked for the other skeleton.
A pa_pıe_rus.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Nobody finds that one funny.
I call my dad a motherfucker because he fucked my mom.
What’s an orphan’s favorite Netflix show?
Fuller House.