Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so hairy, she braids her eyebrows.
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
How do you fit 27 New Zealand tourists in a 15-seater bus?
Simple. All in the ashtray.
What’s the difference between dead babies and a cat?
The cat is still alive.
What’s the difference between cat food and tonight’s dinner?
Nothing, it’s all just mystery meat.
Dark jokes are like kids with cancer, They never get old.
Your butt is bigger than Uranus!
What does the Bible stand for?
Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth.
How to decorate a wall:
Strip off the paper and original plaster.
Put on fresh plaster and wallpaper.
Paint it (if you want).
Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply.
Hitler.
Don't bully.
I got rejected from art school today, so yeah.
What is Beethoven doing right now?
Nothing, because he is dead.
I like my women how I like my cigarettes: Smokin’ hot, and with a little saliva on the butt.
What's more fun than nailing a baby to the floor?
Ripping it off with a kick!
Your mother is such a slut, she should be in the NFL hall of fame for the greatest wide receiver!
Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.
Then: You want free candy?
Now: You want free Wi-Fi?
Hippity Hoppity, women are my property.
Bippity Boppity, get the f*ck off my property!
A man was hitting a woman with his d*ck. Someone ran up to the man and said, "That's domestic violence!" The man replied with, "No, it's not domestic violence, it's dumbass-d*ck violence!"
What is long, yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.