Worst Jokes Ever
It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.
Q: How many dead babies does it take to paint the wall?
A: Depends how hard you throw them.
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is just a watermelon.
How do bees 🐝 get to school?
They ride the school buzz!
Whenever you wanna roast an orphan, say "yo mamma".
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “Dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
Yo mama so ugly that she turned Medusa to stone.
What do you call a nervous Jedi?
Panakin.
What kind of dog can do magic tricks?
A labracadabrador.
Why was the DJ banned from the supermarket?
He was stealing all the samples.
Six out of seven dwarfs aren’t Happy.
What’s the difference between prison and concentration camps?
At least you don’t die when you shower.
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.
What do you call a rapper who works at the BANK?
Lil Teller.
Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it says, "To be continued."
Pickup line for gay people:
Roses are red, Antarctica is in the south, Get on your knees, And open your mouth.
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
Hey guys! Want to know something cool? Google Jesus' language. It's Aramaic.
Next, google "God in Aramaic". See the results for yourself. <3
Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.