Worst Jokes Ever
What was the last thing that went through Aiden's head before he died?
His elbow.
Where do astronaut cows go to get milk?
The Milky Way!
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... no, I'm just kidding.
Curiosity killed the cat.
But for a while, I was a suspect.
What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?
"Deja moo!"
Knock, knock. Who's there? You're adopted.
What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave.
What can you serve but never eat? A volleyball.
What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?
At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.
Why is the sun mad at the clouds?
The clouds keep throwing shade.
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
Snow balls.
"I’m sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing.
Except at a funeral.
What's the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice until she finally gets it.
Why did the skeleton go to jail?
Because he was bad to the bone!
A rich girl is flying on his helicopter when suddenly it crashes, killing everyone. What was the last thing that went through her head?
The helicopter blade!
When you get caught about to shoot up the school,
*slowly puts AR to chin*
Yo momma so fat, she made up of a lot of atoms.
How to treat someone who’s lesbian, gay, queer, transgender or bisexual?
The same way that you would treat anybody else, you homophobic bastard.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water.
Jack slipped, and the condom ripped; now they have a daughter.
I looked up how fast cum shoots and it said 28 mph. That means that ejaculation is illegal in school zones!