Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between cancer and a Nazi? Cancer doesn't discriminate.
They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was on a roll.
Why did the family move away?
Because they lost their son.
This shit is disgusting but funny.
How do you make a juggler laugh? You tickle his balls.
Your momma's so depressed, she shot herself in the head hoping she'd die.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles.
How does Jesus whistle? Through the hole in his hand.
What do you call a hillbilly girl who's faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin.
What do Communism, Socialism, Feminism, and Fascism all have in common?
They are all disabilities.
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never get a home run.
Why does Kurt Cobain hate his brother?
Because he's always calling shotgun.
Where do Dairy Queen and Burger King go after dinner?
White Castle.
Sans: “pokes brother with ruler”
Papyrus: Sans, what are you doing?
Sans: Measuring your patience.
Papyrus: Grunts
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotofpuss.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender said, "Why the long face?"
What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red Ferrari?
I don't have the Ferrari.
The greatest bond you will ever have is the one with your conjoined twin.
"How was your day?"
"It was great."
"What was so great about it?"
"I saw a puppy."
"Awww."
"And I ran over it :)"