Worst Jokes Ever
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.
What happened to the alligator when he held a GPS?
He became a navigator.
His life.
One day I was just sitting around when my butthole began to grow larger. It grew and grew and began to engulf the other parts of my body until it swallowed them all. Now I am just a big butthole typing this. Please help me!
Lewis Clow
Robyn Smith
What's the difference between me and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
Braille is not that hard to learn, you just got to have a feel for it.
Yesterday I went to a lightbulb party, and it was lit.
You should never leave a man hanging.
Unless they are still alive.
Q: The person who makes it doesn't say what it is.
The person who receives it doesn't know what it is.
The person who knows what it is doesn't want it.
What am I?
A: A baby.
They said time heals all wounds, well, I broke your watch.
What is a doll's favorite dog? A doll-matian.
Kids?
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?
A bolder choice.
What hood do zombies come from?
Dead Ends.
"If all of these structures break we will all die."
And I said, "Hey, that is not supportive!"
And he said, "It would be breaking news."
How do you make a handkerchief dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
Why is my pee pee 2 inches in length but 5 in girth?