Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed 3 episodes of your favorite show.
What's long, brown, and sticky?
A stick.
What did the Arch bridge say to the Truss bridge?
"I Truss-ted you!"
What's grey and can't fly?
A parking lot.
Who’s the roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table?
Circumference.
Titanic jokes sink in. Pun intended.
Hitler was a dic-tator.
Why does Kurt Cobain hate his brother?
Because he's always calling shotgun.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde girl?
One stops sucking when you smack it.
What kind of cigarettes does a hippie smoke?
Yours.
It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.
What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into?
Home Depot.
Waitress: You wanna box for your leftovers?
Me: No, but I'll arm wrestle you for the bill.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
What's the opposite of Christopher Walken?
Christopher Reeve.
I was going to kill myself, but in the end, it doesn't even matter.
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Why could she not get back up? Because she had no friends.
Knock knock? Who's there? Not Susie...
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket: you can hide, but you can’t run.
I bought shoes from a drug dealer. I know he LCD'd them and all, but I have been tripping all day.
If you ever get bored, tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar. If they ask why, say, "Because you're missing Father's Day and Mother's Day."