Worst Jokes Ever
Some kids at school made fun of me for playing Halo, so I gave them a halo.
Why is a tomato red?
Because it saw the ranch dressing!
Mushroom?
Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.
Why do women like Pac-Man so much?
How else can you get eaten three times for a quarter?
My brother couldn’t wait for fall, so I tripped him.
Why couldn't the man get out of the maize maze?
He got corn-ered!
My new leaf blower doesn't work. It sucks.
What did the robber say to the clock?
Hands up!
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because the P is silent.
Bubba couldn't make rent, so he offered to sleep with the landlady instead.
I think he forgot he lived in his mom's basement.
To people who say that depression hits hard...
The car begs to disagree.
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.
A llama kicked me out of my house. Alpaca my bags.
Person 1: Hi, I am Tom, and you?
Person 2: Andrew?
Video games don't make people violent, lag does.
Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his master's degree.
Bomb.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
[pause] You said you’d never forget.
How do clarinet players play a song?
They reed their music.