Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?
A selfie.
What was blue and black and doesn't like to have sex... The little girl in my trunk.
What's the difference between a gay and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
When I'm bored, I like to slap orphans. I mean, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture frame?
It only takes one nail to hang a picture frame.
If you are talking to an Indian and notice a red dot appear on their forehead, be careful of what you said... They are recording it down... Careful... (no offense) pure joke.
What do you call a Black person flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist!
What does an apple and a gay person have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Guy: Why can't Jesus have M&M's?
Priest: Why?
Guy: Because they'll fall through the hole in his hands.
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Person: Why?
Me: Because he wanted to.
So an orphan was crying in a corner in the dark. Then a man came over and asked, "Why are you crying?"
Then said, "Do you want me to get your parents?"
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.
Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex?
Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position.
"Trump is Putin, America first!" hahaha
What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex?
"Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"
Why does Santa not have any children?
He only cums once a year.
Bully: You're gonna die.
Me: Hurry up then.
At weddings, old people poke me and say, "You're next!" So I do the same to them at funerals.
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him having sex? "You're wheelie good at this!"