Worst Jokes Ever

Jack and Jill wanted some pills.

So they went to the dealer; he saw they were kids and said, "Fuck this shit," then Jack rocked his ass and took all the good shit except birth control pills.

Today, a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid, so I told him, "Brayden, just get up and walk away."

What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted?

Still being in the orphanage at 13.

What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?

One is finger-licking good, and the other is just a fast-food restaurant.

Bro, I saw two dudes kissing LOL, but not regular kissing.

What do you call a German that can't see? A Notsee.

I saw a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back. One of them was having fun getting his knot-tying badge.

What do emos and bats have in common? The both hang.

Every second, 1 kid gets diagnosed with homework.

What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?

Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...

Did you hear about the new Oasis restaurant?

Every time you order soup, you got a roll with it.

Can a person in a wheelchair stand up for themselves?

I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling asleep (including him).

Do orphans eat cereal with water?

Their dad did not come back with the milk.

What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?

One Hung Lo.

What has hands but can’t clap?

A thalidomide baby.

An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."

A homeless kid once said he will go home.

I was raised as an only child, which I think was hard for my brother.

I don't have a joke, I just have a friend named Jack.

You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"

How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?