Worst Jokes Ever
Kyle's penis is small.
How do you tell a child they have cancer?
With a smile on your face.
The other day I pushed a Chinese woman off the Golden Gate Bridge. I was Wong on so many levels.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To run away from the Pakistani.
If I called you gay, you would probably hit me with your purse.
Friend: Why don't you cut your hair?
Me: Dunno, but I'll probably cut my wrists first.
What do you call a stupid turtle?
Retorted.
Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
Just too bitter.
A friend was doing bird puns on me. Then I realized that toucan play at that game.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his butt.
Why is Stephen Hawking in hell?
He couldn't get his wheelchair up the stairway to heaven.
What's the difference between cancer and a Nazi? Cancer doesn't discriminate.
They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was on a roll.
Why did the family move away?
Because they lost their son.
This shit is disgusting but funny.
How do you make a juggler laugh? You tickle his balls.
Your momma's so depressed, she shot herself in the head hoping she'd die.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles.
How does Jesus whistle? Through the hole in his hand.