Worst Jokes Ever
Knock, knock. Who's there? You're adopted.
Curiosity killed the cat.
But for a while, I was a suspect.
What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave.
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
Snow balls.
What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?
"Deja moo!"
A rich girl is flying on his helicopter when suddenly it crashes, killing everyone. What was the last thing that went through her head?
The helicopter blade!
Where do astronaut cows go to get milk?
The Milky Way!
"I’m sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing.
Except at a funeral.
Why is the sun mad at the clouds?
The clouds keep throwing shade.
What's the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice until she finally gets it.
What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?
At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.
What was the last thing that went through Aiden's head before he died?
His elbow.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
I guess age is just a number, but in your boyfriend's case, a personal preference.
My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.
My mom told me that she got a new job & I don't have to leave the house.
Then my mom told all my customers are the men that live in our neighborhood.
Then I ask what is your job call. My mom said job hand, then I said job and or is hand job.
My mom said yeah that it. My mom said I'm good at my job that why all the males are always knocking at the door.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water.
Jack slipped, and the condom ripped; now they have a daughter.
I looked up how fast cum shoots and it said 28 mph. That means that ejaculation is illegal in school zones!
Jack and Jill went up a hill
To pick some dill.
Jack slid down the hill and hurt his leg of skill,
And he needed a painkiller pill.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!