Worst Jokes Ever
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."
What's it called if an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
I was in math class, and we were learning geometry. My teacher said, "PENTAGON!" then all of a sudden, PENALDO burst into the room! He thought we were talking about PENS, so he came looking for some because he's a finished pen merchant! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my education! 🤬
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?
Because she can’t hear the sea.
I have depression, but I don't know how to show it in feelings.
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.
Q: What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
A: One knows where home is.
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No, it’s a 9/11 victim.
What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?
Nazrat.
Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!
Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.
I am dark humor.
What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear?
White Vans!
My wife of 60 years told me, "Let's go upstairs and make love."
I just sighed and said, "Choose one, I can't do both."
Mom told me drugs are my enemies.
Jesus said to like your enemies.
Yay, I can like drugs then!
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn't peeling well.
I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.
The flower made a phone call and became cauliflower.
When you see an "Autistic child zone" sign and say, "Oh! That wasn't a dog."
What do you call a skeleton in the snow? A numb skull.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with? Shingles!