Worst Jokes Ever
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?
"We are Pickle Ricks!"
GOTTVERDAMMT, Hans! I said, "Glass of juice," not "Gas the Jews!"
I'm sorry your dad beat you instead of cancer.
What's tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three equals six).
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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Mert has no dad.
Raihan fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah.
Why can't an orphan read?
He couldn't go to school without a parent's signature.
What does an orphan call a family portrait?
A selfie.
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
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What did the South Tower say to the North Tower?
Sally had 69 boobs, which was 222 many, 69,222. So she went to the doctor on 51st street, 69,222,51, who gave her pills. She took them 8 times a day, and now she is boobless.
What do you call a tall person?
A tall person.
With great depression comes great antidepressants.
A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!
Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.
Yo mama so fat, when she went on the elevator, it went down.