Worst Jokes Ever

What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?

Nothing, they both hang.

I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.

Now I can’t get it to shut up.

Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.

And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.

Why did one emo say to the other?

"I like your cuts, G."

What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?

A family portrait.

I wish my nails were emo so that they would cut themselves.

What's an orphan's favorite game?

"Who's your daddy?"

(Go look up the game)

Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?

They thought their parents would catch them.

I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."

A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."

And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.

Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.

God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.

All that work wasted.

Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?

A: Batman “returns.”

Where do T. Rexes shop? Dino-stores.

Hey, did you hear about the kidnapping?

"No."

Yeah, but then he woke up.

Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?

It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...

Why can't emos stand in chairs?

Because they never get down.

One day an orphan threw a boomerang. It's not the only thing that didn't come back.

What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

Why did the orphan go to church?

So they had someone to call Father.