Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call an orphan?
Homeless.
I walked into an orphanage and a kid was crying. I asked him what was wrong and he said some kids were bullying him. I told him to go tell his parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they can't go to home base. 😈
Friend: Hey, wanna race home?
Orphan: What home?
Your hairline went back faster than your adoption papers!
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form consists of only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
What were Paul Walker's last words?
I dk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREE!"
What happens if an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?
He breaks his nose.
What do you call a deer that has no eye? No-eye deer!
What is the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.
Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
Ayo, who's online :')
Draco Malfoy had a wand fight in the bathroom.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
Yo ass built like a wide body Hellcat!
For a present on Christmas, I gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button.
If her age is on the clock, she can sit on my cock.
Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.
This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?
No Panera Bread.