Worst Jokes Ever
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make noise after you throw them.
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.
I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.
Why couldn't the pony sing a song?
He was a little horse.
What did one toilet say to the other?
You look pretty flushed.
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
Orphans are the best people to bully. They have no parents.
Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!
What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?
Answer: They both hang.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He couldn’t get to home base.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
What did the duck say to the drug dealer?
Gimme some of that quack!
Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"