Worst Jokes Ever
Why was the kid's report card all wet?
Because it was below "sea" level.
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭
There's a blind hooker in town.
She never sees anyone coming.
The guard caught one of the fugitives as he tried to escape. All he said was...
"Don't let your guard down."
What do u call an orphan that takes a photo?
A family photo!
A list of Sans puns would be Sans-tastic!
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe.
Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
What movie do orphans hate? Full House 🏠
You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
Orphans are the best people to bully. They have no parents.
My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?
Me: No.
Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.
"{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discuss courses of action, and collection." End of log"
This is the log reference. Use it to post your logs. Logs can be posted by Info Gatherers or Announcers.
/{[(Log date) -Month- -Year- -Day-] -Log Title- } "-Log Information- " End of Log
Thank you, -Connor
The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.”
“Of course it is,” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.”
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.