Worst Jokes Ever
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
This Native American won't stop talking bad about me, so I said, "Please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors!"
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.
Why?
They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.
Really gotta love all the morons who, instead of sharing irreverent dark jokes, say the stupidest shit pertaining to Christianism.
What do you call a deer that has no eye? No-eye deer!
What is the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they can’t be wanted.
Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!
Why did the polack lock himself out of his car?
Because his keys were inside of the ignition.
What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom?
A. Condoms have evolved. They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.
What did the Taliban say to the Afghan?
Nothing, they blew him up.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
What's the difference between your dad and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back.
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!