Worst Jokes Ever
I wanted to do something nice for my uncle, so I cleaned out the nice vase that was given at grandma's funeral. It had so much sand, I'm glad to help.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
This Native American won't stop talking bad about me, so I said, "Please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors!"
Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.
He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
Someone should start a vaping company with the slogan: "Vapes that hit harder than your dad." Sales would skyrocket.
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.
Why does Donald Trump love little boys?
Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little cocks.
Depression sucks, and so do you.
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.
I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make noise after you throw them.
What did the duck say to the drug dealer?
Gimme some of that quack!
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.
Why couldn't the pony sing a song?
He was a little horse.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.