Worst Jokes Ever
Hey girl, do you like Harry Potter?
Because I want to wingardium leviosa up that skirt, alohamora those legs open, and aqua erupto inside of your leaky cauldron.
What do you call a feminist? A Karen.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
Have you heard of the new sequel to "The Exorcist"?
A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son.
Would love to pound Sterling with a 14 lb hammer.
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
What do you call an Indian with pink hair?
Ghandi floss.
I was visiting an orphanage and started to pull in close to the building. My car hit 3 speed bumps, and it caught me off guard. I got out of my car, looked under my tire, and saw three orphans wedged in my tire. I started to get worried, but then I thought to myself... nobody will miss them.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
I hate writing dwarf jokes, but I normally keep them short.
A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the color of 911?
Plane.
What is the fastest way to see 911?
Plane.
What did Papyrus say when Sans served spaghetti to Frisk?
BONE-Appetit!
What is the best type of girl to fuck?
Homeless girls, because after, you can drop them off anywhere.
When I was a child, I was made to walk the plank... We couldn't afford a dog.
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!
What’s the hamburgler’s retarded cousin? Aspergler.
What do you call an army of disabled people?
Special forces.