Worst Jokes Ever
Boy Scout...
- A kid who dressed like an idiot.
- An idiot who dressed like a kid.
What did the HP say to a Dell?
Hello!
What does the policeman say to the jumper?
"Hey! Pullover!"
I asked my lab partner for sodium hypobromate, but he said, "Na Br O."
A scarecrow said this job isn't for everyone.
But hay! It's in my jeans!
How much work does a skeleton get done?
A SKELE-TON!
I took a pole today. 100% of the people in the tent were unhappy that it collapsed.
What instrument can a skeleton never play?
An organ.
What did Gandalf say to Mario? "You shall not pass!"
What did the math teacher write on his party invitations?
Be there or B2.
My grief counselor died just the other day.
He was so good though, I didn't care.
How does the zebra cross the road?
The zebra crossing.
My boy, I think it is about time that I leave this world. Now draw your weapon and kill me now!
*draws a picture of his "epic" sword*
"What... WHAT... WTH ARE YOU DOING SIMPLETON? I DIDN'T MEAN THAT KIND OF DRAW!"
What was Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
What do you call a pineapple in a pun?
A Puneapple.
I say hi to Sans. Sans shows his hand and says, "It's hand to meet you," and we both laugh.
What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet...
What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))
Getting hurt is a bone-breaking experience. It's such a spine-tingling event!
What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Mingeeta.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to climb Mt. Dew.