Worst Jokes Ever
Your mama is so short, she does backflips under her bed.
You know the drill, but do you know the hammer? Hah, nailed that one.
But I also think I screwed it up.
So, a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, "I’ll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta joke." So the guy says, "Alright, so a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink." The bartender says, "I’ll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta joke." So the guy says, "So a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink." The bartender says, "I’ll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta joke." So the guy says, "So a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink." The bartender says, "Okay, here you go." So he gives the guy a drink, so he gives the guy a drink, so he gives the guy a drink.
What does a transgender call his/her parent?
Transparent.
My father is like Houdini. When he heard his girlfriend was pregnant, he disappeared.
Hey girl, are you a drill sergeant, because you have my privates' attention.
I love the way the Earth rotates.
It really makes my day!
Man, I love this joke: Women's rights.
What's worse than having an honorary degree from Harvard? Being homeless and having an honorary degree from Harvard.
Chuck Norris once stared a basilisk in the eye, and it DIED!
I like turtles.
If Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they would be great ALLOYS!
Dad's secretary left her position, he told me I could take it if I want it. He also told me the job pays well but there is a lot to catch up on. He kept me under the pump all week.
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never try to legislate against?
A school shooting.
I told a kid in a wheelchair, "Use your nitro boosts!"
The more suicidal people there are, the less suicidal people there are... Woah!
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
How do you tell if someone is depressed?
The brains on the wall.
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits.
Guy: shows girlfriend his dick.
Girlfriend: "Cool, where is it?"