Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
I'm Tall.
What do you call frozen Ibuprofen?
A chill pill.
David? Mitosis.
"Lemme clap your girl's booty cheeks, daddy papi."
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was running from you, hehe.
Do you want to buy my Hoover?
I mean... it's just collecting dust.
Where are average things manufactured?
The satisfactory!
How did Aby get away from Mr. Ryan in Iran? He ran!
I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waste of time.
Why do ghosts love elevators? They lift their spirits!
The crocodile just kept saying, "No!" He was in Da Nile!
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
Can a box match? No, but a tin can.
Why do skeletons hate wind? Because it goes right through them!
A man walked into a bar... He got seven stitches.
A man walks into the taxidermist with two monkeys. The taxidermist asked if he wanted them mounted. The man said, "No. Shaking hands will be fine."
I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.
Then it hit me.
What happens when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?
I will remember my biker buddy's last words: "Why did you cut in front of me?"