Worst Jokes Ever
What is it called when a depressed person gets a stroke?
A stroke of luck :)
What is big and bouncy and walks on stilts?
As a murderer, I stabbed a man after infiltrating his house. His wife came in and saw me. She fell into tears. I got up and said, "Drama queen!"
Why do they call my dick section 8?
Because all the hoes are on it.
My life is so sad it's because you're in it.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
I always keep anti-fungal spray with me... because I don't want to share my girlfriend with anyone.
What type of pizza did the twin towers order?
Plain.
Spell 'Imap' and say 'ness' at the end.
When David lost his ID, I called him Dave. Where did Dave go during the bombing? Everywhere. Guess who came crawling back?
Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.
It was just a prank, and stop calling our humor "plane." In our opinion, it's fire.
What type of car did Hitler drive? A gas-guzzler.
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man!
Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption paper. On April Fools', just leave them there at the orphanage! APRIL FOOLS!
Uh, six teachers are annoying. Thank God I am not getting picked on at school or on this website.
Control tower to Boeing 747, you're clear to land on (said person)'s forehead.
When rejected:
That's ok, the 3 other little pigs said no, too.
My fucking life, cya.