Worst Jokes Ever
What is black and white and is dead?
My Chemical Romance.
"Where exactly are you taking me, doctor?"
"To the morgue."
"But I'm not dead yet!"
"But we're not there yet."
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
Bippity Boppity Bill Cosby!
Bend over and spell run.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What's the best part about having emo grass?
It cuts itself!
What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts.
What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts.
What do you call nuts on your chin? A blowjob.
What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE
How do trees calculate square roots? They use log-arithms.
You've probably heard this one before, but screw it.
What's the difference between Jesus Christ and the kid I just killed?
Jesus Christ probably died a virgin.
What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister?
You better not lay a finger on her!
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? They both like fairies sitting on them.
When you have a bladder infection,
You're in trouble. 😜
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
Robin: "The car's not working."
Batman: "Did you check the battery?"
Robin: "What's a tery?"
Hell in Greek times was known as cold and misty... so now just look at Seattle.
Yo mama so fat, she has her own event horizon.
What country do French Fries come from? Grease.
A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. They come across an old shack with three burlap sacks. They each hop into one of them. The police come and kick the one with the brunette in it. She goes, "Mew, mew." The police say, "Oh, it's just a bag of kittens." Then they kick the one with the redhead. "Woof, woof." They think, "Oh, it's just a bag of puppies." Then they kick the one with the blonde in it. She goes, "POTATOES!!" And gets arrested.