Worst Jokes Ever

A mouse is just like a ball bearing.

Drench them in oil, and they stop squeaking.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but there will always be something that offends feminists.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, 1 to change the lightbulb, 9 to talk about how inspired they are?

Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of George Washington's nose.

What did the salad say to pineapple?

"Lettuce be friends."

What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?

I give a fuck if my computer crashes.

I only believe in 12.5% of the bible. I'm an EIGTHeyist.

To my best friend, my brother is like a spider. She chose to kill him straight away. That's why she is my friend, after all!

Don't tell a Titanic joke, or you'll sink to a whole new low.

What's the difference between cake and pie?

πr2, cakes are round.

Why did Kayla go to the river when she was sad?

To drown herself.

Mexican runs into a wall. He loses hope.

I want to die like my grandpa, with a blindfold and a wet sponge on his head.

Confucius say, "man who go to sleep with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger."

Daughter: "Hey dad, how do you feel about abortion?" Father: "Ask your sister." Daughter: "I don't have a..."

What animal is best at hitting a baseball? -- A bat.

How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?

Calculator!

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What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree?

One dead baby nailed to ten trees.