Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?
The Oreo Gang!
I had a horse named Mayo, and sometimes Mayonnaise.
There was a solar eclipse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.
What does my arm have in common with paper?
They both can be cut.
My grandma always said, "Slow and steady wins the race."
She died in a fire.
Why don't Chinese children believe in Santa?
Because they're the ones making the toys.
My son came up to me and said, "Dad, I'm depressed."
I pointed to the spare room and said, "Hang in there, son."
"When is the best time to commit suicide?"
Ate a Glock in the morning.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick.
What does Michael Jackson and caviar have so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.
There are too many suicidal people in this world. I’m going to make sure there is at least one less.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
Spider-Man: No Way Home
Two priests walk into a store, and cops come up to them and say they’re looking for a child molester, and the priests both say, "I’ll do it!"
What do you call a Chinese man in the summer heat? Boi Ling.
How much do 2000 pounds of Chinese noodles weigh? Won Ton.
We stopped by the reception desk, but the receptionist informed us, "I am wan kin the manager." So we just left in disgust!
What is the real reason why men jack off? They just enjoy killing kids.
What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?
Fucks funny.