Worst Jokes Ever
I was at a restaurant and a waitress yelled, "Does anyone know CPR?" I said, "I know the whole alphabet." Everyone laughed and laughed, well, everyone except one.
What's the depressed person's favorite song?
Van Halen - Jump
What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?
"Okay guys, watch very carefully because I can only show you this demonstration once."
The IRS hates when you don't have to pay your taxes with this one mind-blowing trick.
Suicide is as easy as my ex-wife.
A depressed kid wanted to give me a high five.
I just left him hanging.
Why did the hooker fall in love? Stockholm syndrome.
Hell hates freezers, England, and soccer.
Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term, "red skin appreciation."
Kill yourself in any way. I'm killing myself the HIGHway.
They say the first time doesn't work, third time's the charm. Ha, not!
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.
It was just a prank, and stop calling our humor "plane." In our opinion, it's fire.
I always keep anti-fungal spray with me... because I don't want to share my girlfriend with anyone.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
My fucking life, cya.
Sometimes my battery life has the same recognition as me :(
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
Family Feud.
How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them if you keep reloading.