Worst Jokes Ever
You should know how important it is to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression.
It’s called Trycoxagain.
My aunt used to say, "Slow and steady wins the race." She died in a fire.
My friend and I were joking about a kid in a wheelchair, and another kid came up and said to the wheelchair kid, "You should stand up for yourself."
Woman: "I want coffee, black."
Cop: *takes out gun* "WHERE?!"
I called a Suicide Helpline, but they didn't help me commit suicide.
Tbh they really left me hanging there.
Roses are red. Lemons are sour. Open your legs, so I can devour.
What’s the best time to commit suicide?
8 a’glock in the morning.
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
BTW, I am one, wahahaa!
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
I made it, DON'T COPY!!!
Rizz
Are you a basketball hoop? 'Cause I want to put my balls in you.
Are you a photo biographer? 'Cause I can picture us together.
Kid: Mum, how do you know someone is drunk?
Mum: See the four birds over there?
Kid: Huh, wait a minute.
Mum: A drunk person would see eight.
Kid: Mum, but there is only two.
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Are you kidding? Feminists can’t change anything.
I will always remember my grandfather's last words: "I'll just check if it's poisonous."
If Iron Man and Quicksilver teamed up,
They would be alloys.
What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeno.
Did you hear the joke about the butter?
What is it?
I can’t tell you, you’ll spread it.
I feel bad for shopping carts. They're always being pushed around.