Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why are white teenagers the best for the army? They are good at shooting things up.

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    • A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.

    She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you."

    She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, Blonde."

    The blonde then taped the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.

    The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"

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    • A cop pulled me over and shouted, "Papers!" I shouted, "Scissors!" and drove off.

  • 1

    • You know how to get 10,000 followers? Run through Africa with a bottle of water.

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    • "Oh daddy," the kid said. "I love you so much!"

    "Hey," the man responded. "Until we get the DNA test results, I'm just Harry to you!"