Worst Jokes Ever
I walked in on my dad fucking my little brother. I don't know what was worse: the fact that he was fucking my brother, or the fact that the abortion clinic let my parents take the fetus home....
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
A hamburger walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve food here."
Yo mama so ugly she the reason why Slender Man has no eyes.
How did Reese eat her cereal? - Witherspoon!
What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
When two wheelchairs hit each other, is it a fender bender?
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
What is sprinkled around the Pokémon floor? Oh right. Ash's ashes.
This is so sad, Alexa, play Despacito.
This page could use more "butt quack" jokes.
Jesus took bread and said, "This is my flesh!" Then he took wine and said, "This is my blood!" Then he took mayonnaise, and Peter said, "Holy shit, now we gotta stop him!"
A Down syndrome kid asks for an ice cream. The man asks, "Do you want sauce on it?"
The kid says, "It doesn’t matter, I’m going to drop it anyway!" 😂😂😂
The more people who like to eat Tide Pods, the less idiots we have in the world. 😁
What do a coin and an Irish man have in common?
They're both fun to flip off.
I was talking to my Welsh friend the other day, and he suddenly started talking Welsh to me then collapsed after the first few sentences. Turns out he had a stroke.
Why did Helen Keller ride a broken roller coaster?
She didn't see anything wrong with it.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
What do you call a plane with no wings? Sally.
Why do ballerinas wear tutus?
The one-ones are too small and the three-threes are too big.