Worst Jokes Ever
Emo girls be like: How much am I worth...
Girl, scan the code on your wrist!
When I self-harmed one day, my mother told me that it cut her deep. We both found that very amusing.
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
One of them you'll see in a while, and the other one you'll see later.
Wow! That whiteboard is remarkable!
What do you call an elf that sings? A Wrapper.
What do you call a ghost's fart?
A spirit bomb.
You meet the guy who invented 0, what do you tell him? Thanks for nothing!
Chuck Norris and Medusa had a staring contest. Medusa turned to stone.
- Mommy, what will I be when I'm grown up?
- Shut up, Sam, you've got cancer!
All of these jokes are so dark, I'm surprised cops haven't shot them.
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea, but it’s dead in the water.
What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
Yo mama is so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.
If you turn the word "racecar" backwards, it says "racecar".
But if you turn the racecar sideways, you have Paul Walker's blood on your hands.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile, but what does she know? She's 7.
I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate.
How do you stay warm in a cold room?
You go to the corners. It's always 90 degrees.
What medicine do you take when your butt hurts?
Answer: Assprin.
What did the sex offender frog say to the other sex offender frog when a hot frog passed them?
Rrrrrapeit!
Your family tree looks like a circle 💀💀💀