Worst Jokes Ever
Why are gay people so bad at math? Because they can't multiply.
You are so ugly, Hello Kitty had to say bye-bye.
What's the best part about having sex with 28 year olds? There are 20 of them.
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and ten 6-year-olds?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
Why do feminists eat so much pussy?
To get the taste of dick out of their mouths.
Does it cycle now, you stupid bitches?
Trump is going too far.
He deported a printer because it didn't have papers.
Fortnite is like America... At one time it was good and free. Now it's neither.
Gary and Steve are having sex and the phone rings. Steve goes to answer the phone and tells Gary, "Hey, don't finish yourself until I get back." After returning from the other room, there is cum all over the bed and wall of the bedroom. "Jesus, Gary, I said not to finish yourself until I got back!" Gary turns to him and says, "I didn't, I farted."
A grandfather is on his rocking chair. His grandson comes to him and asks him to croak, to which the grandfather responds with a "no". His granddaughter then comes along and asks him to croak, to which the grandfather responds, "Why do you keep asking me to croak?" The granddaughter replies, "Because Dad says if you do, we get to go to Disneyland."
A receptionist at the Twin Towers orders two pepperoni pizzas. She was upset when she got two planes.
Girl: "How do you feel about abortion?"
Dad: "Ask your sister."
Girl: "I don't have a..."
I would tell you a milk joke, but it's whey too cheesy!
An elderly woman and an elderly man were at a retirement home.
The man was shuffling a deck of cards for a card game.
The man asks, "Is it your first time?"
The woman replies, "It's been a while since a man has asked me that."
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Sixty years ago, Stephen Hawking's teacher got fired for accidentally making an offensive joke. What was it? Go for your dreams, kids. Reach for the stars.
What's red and in a corner?
A baby with a razor blade.
What's green and in a corner?
The same baby three weeks later.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim is already in America.
What's the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus's birth date.
What is the similarity between a joke and food?
Some people just don't get them!
What's the difference between Tyler and a rooster? A rooster says, "cock-a-doodle-doo," Tyler says, "any cock will do."