Worst Jokes Ever

After an explosion at a French cheese factory... all that was left was De Brie.

I told my friend yesterday he's literally my dad.

He didn't show up for the rest of the year.

My mother wanted to test my responsibility and wanted me to cook dinner for the family to help me understand how it feels to constantly cook for a whole family. So, me with my horrible humor, decided to make a giant joke for when dinner time came around, and so I just got four plates and set them in front of my family and I then said, "Here you are, a fine African meal." Then everybody looked at me in disappointment, and then I continued to say, "What? Poor taste?"

Yo, forehead is so big...the photo on yo driver's license says "to be continued on the back."

It's been raining for days. My wife is totally depressed. She keeps looking through the window. If this keeps up, I'll have to let her in.

Helen Keller walked into a bar, and a table, and chairs.

You call it suicide. I call it a failed parkour attempt.

A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a Shitzu.

Why can’t Jesus be born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.

What do you call a depressed emo? Dead.

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."

What has three balls and flies through space?

E.T. the extra testicle.

So I was sitting on the couch with a woman, and I asked her, "Does this napkin smell like chloroform?"

How 9/11 Happened!:

Hey Bush, Truth or dare?

What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.

After God created 24 hours of alternating darkness and light, one of the angels asked him, "What are you going to do now?"

God said, "I think I'm going to call it a day."

What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing, his mouth was full.

The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar.

It was tense.

Yo mama's so fat that she doesn't need the internet because she is already worldwide.

I was very lonely so I bought some shares. -- It's nice to have a bit of company.