Worst Jokes Ever
What does Bill say to Hillary after sex? -- "Honey, I'll be home in 20 minutes."
Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.
The guy who made the knock knock joke deserves a no-bell prize.
The word "ginger" is just the n-word reorganized.
When a family friend passed away, my granddaughter took her three-year-old son to visit the widow. As they approached the front door, she whispered to the boy, “Make sure to tell her how sorry you are.”
He whispered back, “Why? I didn’t kill him.”
What was the pedophile charged with when he was arrested? A minor offense.
What do you call a high school student?
Alone and depressed.
Why do vegetarians give good head?
Because they’re used to eating nuts.
The secret to dark humor is the delivery... oh wait, the baby was stillborn.
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.
What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake?
You get a milkshake!
What are the differences between a preschool and a pedophile's basement? Little kids leave preschool.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Sonic can run around the world in a second.
In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.
What's worse than finding 10 babies in 10 dumpsters?
Finding 1 baby in 10 dumpsters.
What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The apple falls from the tree.
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
The cabinet had sleeping pills.
The teacher told me to put my MP3 away, so I brought out my MP5. Now that bitch knows what not to tell me.
What's the same about "Make a Wish Program" and "Dark Jokes"?
They never get old.
What's a lesbian's favorite type of food?
Finger-food.