Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

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  • Every like this gets, I will kill a telemarketer.

    Every dislike, I will kill a cute puppy.

    Every comment, I will kill your ex bf or gf and send you a PS5.

    Butt

  • Me: Doctor, can I get a new butt? My old one has a crack in it.

    Doctor: I told you a billion times already. Everyone's butt has a crack in it.

    Me: How do you know that?

    Stranger

  • Stranger: Tries to kidnap a kid.

    Kid: Runs home.

    A few minutes later, the kid was in the back of the van...

    If you know, you know.

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  • If we get this to 1000 dislikes, I will do TWO joking keggars on Halloween.

    So what are you waiting for? Hit the button, idiot.