Worst Jokes Ever
In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, "Girl, are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb."
What is a cannibal's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
Do you want to know how to make a Smurf? CHOKE A MIDGET!
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He just stares them down and gets the information he wants.
What is an Emo’s favourite music element?
Self harmony.
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.
it was just a prank bro.
What's a Mexican's favorite video game?
Borderlands.
Candy is dandy.
But liquor is quicker.
How do you make 7 an even number? Take the "s" out!
Roses are red, I don't know why, Living is hard, I want to die.
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?
Wave.
Condoms? HA! Those are for pussies!
If a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?
What is the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? -- Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, “Hey mister, it’s getting really dark and I’m scared.” The man replies, “How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.”
Yo' mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A “Lickalottapuss”.
What did the skeleton say before dinner? "Bone appetit." His whole family found that humerus.