Me: Doctor, can I get a new butt? My old one has a crack in it.
Doctor: I told you a billion times already. Everyone's butt has a crack in it.
Me: How do you know that?
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Explain Bear
Okay, so this joke is funny because the dude thinks he's special for having a butt crack. But Explain bear is here to tell you that EVERYONE has a butt crack! It's where your butt cheeks meet, you dumbass! Without it, you wouldn't be able to sit properly, and you'd probably walk around like a penguin all day. You're welcome.
Anonymous
brian you are a retard