Worst Jokes Ever

Me: I want a PS5.

Dad: Alright, I will say no.

Why is Uranus like paper? Because you do see the other side.

Women are like marshmallows because they're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.

Dislike this.

Kids- it's time for Dora.

Kids- YAY!

Nick Jr. host- Today Dora is going on a big adventure with Grandma.

Swiper- Hello kids, I am trying to find my way to Diego's. Will you please help me?

Kids- Where's Dora?

Swiper- She's under cardiac arrest.

Kids- Poor Dora.

Everybody- SWIPER NO SWIPING!

Swiper - AH MAN!!

Why is everyone scared of 7?

Because 7, 8, 9 (seven ate nine)!

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Pewdiepie: I am the best YouTuber ever!

T-Series: Go away you f***!

What did a cat say to the dog?

"I will kill and eat you hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehheehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheeehehehehehehehe"

Connor pooped himself.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home plate is.

What did I say to you? You suckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk, boiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

Warning! Warning! Warning! Warning!

"What? Where?"

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a Glock aimed at you.

Hey, do you know who Dragon248 is? No, who is he? He's dragging these balls off your face.

Hi, I'm a name.

What do you call a banana driving a car?

A banana car.

Jobs,

50 shapes head.

Someone is talking about you behind your back, make run "vhaleka."