Worst Jokes Ever
Just cut my thumb open with a knife (not a joke).
Women are like marshmallows because they're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.
Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.
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Hi, I'm a name.
What did a cat say to the dog?
"I will kill and eat you hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehheehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheeehehehehehehehe"
Connor pooped himself.
Warning! Warning! Warning! Warning!
"What? Where?"
Pewdiepie: I am the best YouTuber ever!
T-Series: Go away you f***!
What do you call a banana driving a car?
A banana car.
What did I say to you? You suckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk, boiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Jobs,
50 shapes head.
Someone is talking about you behind your back, make run "vhaleka."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
The only way trannies will pass successfully is by passing away.
What did the bison say to his son when he left the ranch? Bi-son.
Trump: Caillou, can you please stop whining? That squirrel didn’t just eat our pizza, he also ditched your dad, and he’s your stepdad now.
Caillou: Why I’m bald, Trumpy?
Trump: I don’t know, but what I do know is that you’re a massive shit stain.
Why did the amogus act sus? He was an amogus! hahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha
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He's a Fortnite kid, haha!