Worst Jokes Ever
The word "ginger" is just the n-word reorganized.
Why do vegetarians give good head?
Because they’re used to eating nuts.
What goes 100mph and bounces up and down? A baby tied to the back of a truck.
What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake?
You get a milkshake!
What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy children.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The apple falls from the tree.
Sonic can run around the world in a second.
In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
The cabinet had sleeping pills.
The teacher told me to put my MP3 away, so I brought out my MP5. Now that bitch knows what not to tell me.
What was the pedophile charged with when he was arrested? A minor offense.
How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.
How many times can 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out.
And the lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.
A pedophile lures a group of Houston Girl Scouts with "Hey girls, would you like some candy?" They all agree and follow him to his neighborhood. There he offers them some more candy and they follow him to his house. Once again he offers them candy to go in to his house. In the lounge he offers them candy to go to his room. As he leads them up the stairs one of them pipes up and says "God, I hope we get laid before we get diabetes."
What do you call a gay drive by?
A fruit roll up.
My sister and I were both adopted from the same country, and my parents say they got us on a "two for one special."
Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded?
Everywhere.
Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.