Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a white man surrounded by black men? Coach.
If I make a summer camp for kids with concentration problems, will it be a "Concentration Camp"?
Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.
You know why I don't buy Velcro items anymore?
They are a total rip off.
What do you say after committing incest?
No Chromo!
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano?
Neither has he.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Head, shoulders, screws, and bolts.
Yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap.
Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That’s not funny, you know Billy doesn’t have any arms and legs.”
Boys: “I know, we need a third base.”
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it had its ion someone else.
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam.
What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.
People say that life is short.
I say... life is the longest thing we ever do.
Why do feminists believe that they can act like a bitch towards men if they want to? Because they were born without a penis.
Do you want to know why they call it an orphanage? Because they couldn't call it orphans home.
A preacher was selling a horse. A cowboy decided to buy the horse. The preacher told the cowboy to make the horse go, to say "Thank God" and to stop the horse, to say "Hallelujah". The cowboy then rode off into the sunset until he came upon a cliff, searching his memory he yelled "Hallelujah" and the horse stopped just before going off the cliff. Then the cowboy said "Thank God".
What do you call a dad in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)
Why did the Secret Service detain Johnny Depp at the White House?
Because he was about to kick the cabinet.
What do you call it when a friend calms his suicidal friend? "Hang in there, buddy."
Why is Santa always so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.