Worst Jokes Ever

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Why do mummies have trouble making friends?

What time is it when you get home and you can't walk?

What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?

Snap, crackle, and RAP!

What did the naked man say to the naked woman?

"Suck my dick."

Why doesn't a Muslim girl like her dad and namaz?

Because she has to get on her knees.

Why are school shootings branded “very American”?

1. They usually happen in the USA.

2. They’re like the Fourth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming.

What is your summer name? Hot.

Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?

Sans: Why did the skeleton go to the party?

Papyrus: Why?

Sans: 'Cause he was too fat and ugly!

Papyrus: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA LOLOL,OLOLOL

Why is Sean's fashion so poor? He's retarded!

Rape jokes aren’t funny!!! And definitely not something to joke about, what’s wrong with ppl, like seriously what a world we live in. This is sick!

America has white people that are terrorists and racists. They love to blame people from different countries for what they have done.

White person: "We are not terrorists. Why would [we] ever do that in our history?"

The rest of the people: *looks at them stupid* "Y'all were the first motherfuckers to be a terrorist first and then wanting to blame others for your action."

1 person: "You still carrying that confederate flag. It means hatred and [you're] still trying to fight to bring back slaves again. Y'all say it's heritage and not hate, but [you're] clearly still a fucking loser, and your flag has an X [on it, which] means wrong. So... Still a loser. People can't be racist to a racist. It just doesn't make sense. I'm not saying all white people are racist, but I am talking about the ones who voted for Trump and be blind as hell. FUCK DONALD TRUMP AND THE RACIST PEOPLE!"

Orphan

I was at a supermarket in Barcelona and I noticed the alarm had gone off. There was a thief at the store; the tea bag section had been ransacked.

Luckily they found the thief, Pionel Pessi, with boxes of his favourite tea, Penaltea. Shame on you, Pessi!

A random drunk person ate poop, but he found out it was liquid...

My best friend said, "Can you put your dick in me?" I said, "Can I cum in you?"

I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky, but I lived.

Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/

What is the difference between a human and a house? A human can walk, and a house cannot walk.

This isn’t a joke, but my name [is] Mr. Cheese.