Worst Jokes Ever

I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky, but I lived.

Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/

What is the difference between a human and a house? A human can walk, and a house cannot walk.

This isn’t a joke, but my name [is] Mr. Cheese.

Your face was so ugly, you got adopted by a poop!

I'm evilest-evil man.

"Yes, you are," scared guy.

No, me, it me: Evil super evil boy!

Talking to a liberal is like trying to explain social media to a 70-year-old.

What starts with a "v" and ends with a "k"? A veggie Karen.

You know that I drink water, right? I drink water because I am water. Water is water.

You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.

Hi, I got fired. Oh, don't know which fire? Oh, the one that I got burned on, the volcano.

Hi, how are you? Busy doing today, did I have...

Me: Knock, knock. You: Who's there? Me: Music. You: Music who? Answer: A guitar is a violin without a stick.

WwwassfcfqaaszzxQffffgg.

What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?

Asians caused them both!

Shut the fuck up, you fat bitch. You always like to roast others, but you can't walk up the stairs without passing out, you fat, stupid bitch. And I caught you breaking into someone's house just to steal a piece of candy, fat-ass bitch.

What’s an orphan's favorite game?

Hide and seek.

Your mum. That's all I need to say.

I'm going to bomb a little child (I'm an USA bomber).

"Me so cutie right?"

What is a computer's favorite snack? Cookies!