Worst Jokes Ever
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Juice WRLD really died, then how is he posting videos today?
A school shooter enters a kindergarten classroom. Little Timmy says, “He’s my daddy!”
The teacher, Mr. Mortez, screams. Little Timmy then says, “Mr. Mortez, my daddy says you’re a big fat whale and he wants to roll you all the way to Canada!” *pushes Mr. Mortez* Little Timmy says, “Hail f**king Canada!”
Jokes about Marie Antoinette aren't funny, but that's no reason to lose your head.
I know Marie Antoinette jokes aren't funny, but they're nothing to lose your head over.
What's the difference between milk and my dad?
Nothing, I apparently am allergic to both because I never see either of them.
You're built like a Windows touchscreen!
Hey, guy, you suck! Why do I suck? Because you're the one that's sucking juice out of a straw.
If a prostitute is celebrating her birthday, does she get a hoecake?
What is better, autism or Down syndrome?
Jeffy: "Daddy, Daddy, a monster said it’s gonna poop in your hat!"
Marvin: "I don’t believe that."
Jeffy: "But he said, 'Jeffy, I’m gonna poop in your Daddy’s hat!'"
The next morning,
Jeffy: "Daddy, a monster pooped in your hat!"
*Marvin/Mario looks in his hat*
Marvin: "Jeffy, I don’t believe you, you pooped in my hat!"
The most unrealistic part of Chotta Bheem is not him eating a laddu and getting power. It's him eating a whole laddu in one shot.
How to write a joke?
On a scale of 8 to 10, how good do I look?
Someone is talking about you behind your back, make a run vhaleka.
My kid had an accident.
If someone called you ugly, say before you call me ugly, look in a mirror.
What does "Keo" stand for?
Kick Elmo more.
What did the man do when he caught his wife cheating on him?
He honor-killed her.