Worst Jokes Ever
What type of sound does your crack make?
Answer: Quack!
39, 41, 43, AK, 47, AK-47. You get it? Lmao.
If you play Minecraft too much, you belong to the streets.
I will mummyfry you!
Why is Donald Trump like a creamsicle?
He's white on the inside.
He's orange on the outside.
And then there's that stick!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To Mario.
What is a neonatal's first time in the world?
Aarif
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
What is Stephen Hawking's mum?
Your mum!
Why don’t orphans have phones?? Because their parents can’t buy them one.
What is it about sisters who argue?
If you're a crucified savior, clap your hands.
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
A: One of them gets picked.
Two windmills are standing on a wind farm.
One asks, “What’s your favorite type of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
Sorry to take your time today for a few minutes. We are cool, but not the best.
Iceberg: You may know me.
Titanic: You are a sucker.
Iceberg: You hit me.
Titanic: Moron.
Iceberg: Waaaaaaaaaa!
Titanic: I don’t give a shit.
A woman goes to buy a parrot.
There is one for 200, 500, and one for 15 bucks.
She asks why the last one is so cheap.
The man at the counter says, "It used to live in a brothel/sex house."
The lady buys it anyway.
When she gets home, it says, "Fuck me, a new brothel!"
When her daughters get home, it says, "Fuck me, 2 new prozzies!"
When the father gets home, the parrot says, "Fuck me, Daryl, haven't seen you in the brothel in weeks!"
I'm bored. Anybody wanna chat?
MISSING!! MISSING!! ⚠️⚠️
Name: Kylian Fraudbappe Missing: 28/6/2021 vs Switzerland Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".
Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parc des Princes, Paris.
Last seen: Manuel Akanji’s back pocket.