Worst Jokes Ever
Men built civilisations. Men went to the moon. Men invented the modern comforts of today’s society.
Women did none of those. They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines.
What do Mexicans call a wall? A ladder.
What's a suicidal person's favorite drink?
The depressay expressay.
Just kidding, bleach!
These girls were bullying a kid. I asked if they were raping him. They stopped.
Why do girls not have balls?
Because they don’t.
What do Nemo and my dad have in common?
They both can't be found.
Guys, you know any best rape roleplay? (I'm a guy, btw.)
WATERSHARKY DISS TRACK - by Firesharky
You smell like you farted FARTED harded HARDED A B Honor Roll. All Fs, you r*tarded. OHHHH!
Who?
Pick up line for girls with the last name "Berg":
"I may be a tall glass of whiskey, but I'm nothing without a few ice Bergs."
You're so skinny, if someone farts in your direction, you will fly away.
Orphans: Sad, Depressed, Lonely, Virgin.
I have a penis.
How's that for a fucking joke? It's not a joke. It's terrible.
500 thumbs down and I'll lop off my dick with a razor.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yo mama!
Every like this gets, I will kill a telemarketer.
Every dislike, I will kill a cute puppy.
Every comment, I will kill your ex bf or gf and send you a PS5.
What do Rapboat and Caseoh have in common?
They're both chubby.
Can I put my baaaalls in yo jaaaaws?
Why does my brother have no mom?
Why did two 4s skip dinner? Because they already ate.
My dick's so big, I stuck it in your mom's loose hole.