Worst Jokes Ever
What do you get when you cross a cow and the Kool-Aid Man? Donald Trump, cuz of his red face and juicy tits.
I need to speak to Water Sharky.
Why is Job good at Minecraft? Because he is noob, noob, noob, noob, noob. NOOB!
Guys, this is not funny. Stop.
What did the SS say when A.H. was running out of ideas?
"You Wannsee my 'final solution'?"
Me: Doctor, can I get a new butt? My old one has a crack in it.
Doctor: I told you a billion times already. Everyone's butt has a crack in it.
Me: How do you know that?
"Herishy, me lava u, why did u leave mee? Wahh wahh baby sharka, doodle do to to babyyy cutie pie..."
Avocado. Avocado deez nuts!
Why is an orphan and a dog friends?
Stranger: Tries to kidnap a kid.
Kid: Runs home.
A few minutes later, the kid was in the back of the van...
If you know, you know.
You people who look at this sight, shame on you, fucking idiots!
If we get this to 1000 dislikes, I will do TWO joking keggars on Halloween.
So what are you waiting for? Hit the button, idiot.
Yo mama so fat, she ate McDonald's!
Stop orphan jokes!
What was one cool thing about Hitler?
He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.
What do you call a flat emo?
A cutting board.
What do you tell someone who has depression?
Answer: Just hang in there.
Why did the nerd get scared of the emo? Because the nerd likes to leave the emo hanging.
I think I know why Stephen Hawking died, he pressed Alt+F4.
"Where are you? I need to throw you out because Mum said to take out the trash."