Worst Jokes Ever
A woman goes to buy a parrot.
There is one for 200, 500, and one for 15 bucks.
She asks why the last one is so cheap.
The man at the counter says, "It used to live in a brothel/sex house."
The lady buys it anyway.
When she gets home, it says, "Fuck me, a new brothel!"
When her daughters get home, it says, "Fuck me, 2 new prozzies!"
When the father gets home, the parrot says, "Fuck me, Daryl, haven't seen you in the brothel in weeks!"
I'm bored. Anybody wanna chat?
MISSING!! MISSING!! ⚠️⚠️
Name: Kylian Fraudbappe Missing: 28/6/2021 vs Switzerland Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".
Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parc des Princes, Paris.
Last seen: Manuel Akanji’s back pocket.
A nut told me to eat him, so I did, but something weird happened. I turned into a nut, and when I poop, there were eggs there.
My name is Martha.
What kind of cow has 2 legs?
YOUR MOM!!
Wanna hear a joke? Your face.
GET DUNKED ONNNNNN!
Super Mario.
Hi, I did not get your email address. I sent you a...
I miss school so much.
Poooooooooooooooooooooop!
Orphans don’t have parents, lol.
BRAKING NEWS!
Little Johnny's dead!
"Twin Towers?" More like "Broke Towers."
I watch gay porn. :)
LOL
Why do kids want to become cops? They want to find the guy who touched them.
Who's Joe?
Joe Mama sucks my fat nuts, bitch!
Jarod (😏): Man, Breya Smith is so hot! The things I would do!
Y'uree (😟): Yes, but... she moved, remember? Her father found a new "job," so she is now leaving until the fall.
Jarod (😞): Ah yes! BECAUSE!!!!!
Y'uree (😯): I don't know, bitch. Maybe she has other things to do, or we can give her a good gangbang before she leaves!
Jarod: (😒): No, I really want to fuck her by myself!
Jarod (🤔): Hmmmmmmm..... mhmmmmmm..... ummmmm..... hmmmmm.... not a bad idea!
Jarod (🤨): Or not?
Y'uree (🙄): Shut up, man!
Jarod (😠): NO, I mean it! THAT GIRL HAS THE BEST ASS FOR ORAL SEX!
Stop the orphan jokes!
If your dad said, "Take out the trash," he means to take you out.