Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad.
What did the guy exclaim after inventing the shovel?
It is ground breaking!
What's the best thing about 28 year olds?
- There's 20 of them.
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.
Where did the cat go when it lost its tail? -- To the retail store!
How can you tell if you have a high sperm count?
When your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.
What is Hitler's least favorite month?
Jewly.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.
How you feel when you slit yourself once: :(
How you feel when you slit yourself more than once: <:(
How you feel when you slit yourself everyday: *dead inside*
What do TVs and girls have in common?
They both show you stuff when you turn them on!
I wanted to solve teen suicide, so I shot up a middle school.
What makes a joke a dad joke?
I don't know. I don't even have one as an example.
How did Stephen Hawking please his woman? He uses a hard drive.
Why can't two Asians make a white kid?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
Once I tried to catch some fog.
I mist.
Abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.
Where can you find some of the world's largest vegetables? -- In an American nursing home.
I used to be a banker but I lost interest.
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.
Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired).
An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
My mom is the jelly, and my dad is the peanut butter. And I am the bread, the only thing keeping them together.