Worst Jokes Ever

God damn it. Fuck Christianity. I'm fucking 30 years old and still a virgin.

THAT'S A JOKE GOD DAMMIT!

Bully: Gina, why are you such a whore?

Gina: Because they hit me on the butt!

Bully: Yes, that must be cute!

Gina: Hmmm...

Gina: Do you want???

Bully: 😍😍😍... sexy ass!

Bully 🖐🏻🍑

Gina😊

I like it when girls poop, it's really hot.

I like the big butt orange holes when the brown farter juice comes out of the orange. I like [it] a lot 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑

I get a big weiner when I think about big farting girls.

So, I walked into the kitchen and saw my mom had made cookies. I stole one, not noticing my mom was behind me.

So my mom said, "Put the cookie back, kid!" and I said I wasn't gonna eat it. Then she said, "Never mind, I'll get your father." So my mom said, "Honey, deal with your son; I'm going to the mall!" And my dad said, "Son, if you're not allowed to have a cookie before dinner!"

So he went into his room, and I heard the belt, and I was going to run, but I knew it would be worse. So he said, "This will be your punishment." As he was getting ready to hit me, I said, "Daddy, no, please, I wasn't gonna eat it!" But he said, "No, you won't change my mind, little boy!" Then he hit me. Thank you for reading! Stay healthy and stay safe in this time. Bye!!! Read more of my jokes; they'll probably be around the website!!

I know Marie Antoinette jokes aren't funny, but they're nothing to lose your head over.

What's the difference between milk and my dad?

Nothing, I apparently am allergic to both because I never see either of them.

Juice WRLD really died, then how is he posting videos today?

Jokes about Marie Antoinette aren't funny, but that's no reason to lose your head.

What do you call a dick?

Suck my dick!

Hey, guy, you suck! Why do I suck? Because you're the one that's sucking juice out of a straw.

A school shooter enters a kindergarten classroom. Little Timmy says, “He’s my daddy!”

The teacher, Mr. Mortez, screams. Little Timmy then says, “Mr. Mortez, my daddy says you’re a big fat whale and he wants to roll you all the way to Canada!” *pushes Mr. Mortez* Little Timmy says, “Hail f**king Canada!”

Jeffy: "Daddy, Daddy, a monster said it’s gonna poop in your hat!"

Marvin: "I don’t believe that."

Jeffy: "But he said, 'Jeffy, I’m gonna poop in your Daddy’s hat!'"

The next morning,

Jeffy: "Daddy, a monster pooped in your hat!"

*Marvin/Mario looks in his hat*

Marvin: "Jeffy, I don’t believe you, you pooped in my hat!"

What is better, autism or Down syndrome?

Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.

What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?

Not wanted.

When you are in the legendary chest in Fortnite and no golden scar rage.

P or N?

"Let's go Brandon!"

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

Because he was arrested on suspicion of murder.

OMG, you will give me Discord Nitro and Robux?? Sike, I lied!