Worst Jokes Ever
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: How do you breathe through that little thing?
Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on, not because he is afraid of the darkness, but because the darkness is afraid of him.
Son: Dad, why did you name my sister Paris?
Dad: Because she was made there.
Son: Thanks, Dad.
Dad: You're welcome, Backseat.
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.
A doctor is telling three women what they are addicted to.
He says to the first one, "You are addicted to money, you named your daughter Penny."
He says to the second one, "You are addicted to food, you named your daughter Candy."
Then the third one whispers to her son, "Come on, Dick, let's go."
An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."
I was very lonely so I bought some shares. -- It's nice to have a bit of company.
As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.
Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.
Why do pedophiles never win a race?
Because they are always coming in a little behind.
Chuck Norris has been to Mars... that's why there are no signs of life there.
Why are most firefighters men? Because they like to find hot places and leave them wet.
What's one thing gay people can't draw?
A straight line.
Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.
If I make a summer camp for kids with concentration problems, will it be a "Concentration Camp"?
I would roast you, but you don't have any meat!
You know why I don't buy Velcro items anymore?
They are a total rip off.
What has three balls and flies through space?
E.T. the extra testicle.
What do you call a white man surrounded by black men? Coach.
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? -- Steven Hawking after a house fire.
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.