Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat, she ate McDonald's!
Stop orphan jokes!
What was one cool thing about Hitler?
He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.
What do you call a flat emo?
A cutting board.
What do you tell someone who has depression?
Answer: Just hang in there.
Why did the nerd get scared of the emo? Because the nerd likes to leave the emo hanging.
"Where are you? I need to throw you out because Mum said to take out the trash."
I think I know why Stephen Hawking died, he pressed Alt+F4.
Sus
What does a stray cat/dog have in common?
Both of them don't have a home!
Jesus has had all the time in the world and all the power in the world to do whatever he wanted.
Guess what he has to show for nothing, but putting us in hell!
Being an absolute waste breathe of life, and of power!
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What’s kid Among Us?
Sugoma dik!
Just 'cause I have a big penis doesn't mean I can't have sex.
Jesus told the world if he had to pick a body all over again that he would pick himself! He believes he is (God's gift to this earth) the best looking, the smartest, pure perfection!
Hahaha LOL Jajaj.
And I Quote! "THAT'S WHY I PUT MYSELF NAKED ON THE CROSS IN CHURCHES TO SEE MY BODY !!!!"
GROSSEST, SCAREST, UGLIST, SLOPPY, DISRESPECTFUL, DISGUSTING, IT.
If he actually ate the bullshit that came out of his mouth, He wouldn't have made up satan! He wouldn't Rape us, He wouldn't embody us! He wouldn't try to be us! USING OUF VOICES! USING OUR SPIRIT!
Why do bisexual men 👨 👩 👨 love gay men bisexual men don't love gay men 👬 👨 👨 they just wanted to suck gay men's 👬 cocks 🌭 🌭 because they 👍 👍 like their 🍨 🍨 🍦 🍦 cream filling 😋 ☺ 💕 💖 🤗 😊 😋 ☺ 💕 💖 🤗 😊 😋 ☺
Why did the orphan like milk?
Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!
My friend and I got into a fight. I looked straight forward and said, "Look me in my eyes!"
So one time I had a dream where I was on a road trip and we drove a golf cart and a Susan, which I don’t know why the heck the name of the car was called a Susan.
We went into this house and there was like a woman there and we went into this bathroom which looked like a public bathroom, which was so weird!