Worst Jokes Ever
What takes knowledge to do and also takes knowledge away?
Looking down the barrel and pulling the trigger. 😂
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)
Why can't orphans convert to Catholicism?
Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.
This joke's short just like Joe Biden's penis.
Oh wait, if I were to make a joke to the size of Joe Biden's penis, I wouldn't write a joke.
You're so hot when your girlfriend tries to suck your cock, it burns her mouth.
What did the blender say to the orange juice?
"What the fuck are you, you are so fucking stupid, shut the fuck up."
Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he gets a hole in one!
I luv sucking on big balls, I'm gay af.
What is white and sticky?
Glue.
I am going to scream, this is a cry for help.
If this is offensive to anyone, I'm sorry! Hey, wanna see something funny? Go look in your mirror!
HOLY CRAP!!!
Crap with holes in it.
Get it? HOLE - Y?
Suicide
Why did Sarah call off the swing? Because she has no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.
These are funny, y'all are disgusting people. Just shut the f*** up. Rape isn't something you joke about.
Jack and Jill went up the hill, Had some fun. She forgot her pill, And now we have Jonny!
I have one policy, and that is to not make fun of black people.
Sorry, Jesus. You were white in the Bible pictures.
What do you get when you put a clown, a peodophile, a gay wet person?
Answer: YOUR DAD
Q) Why is Technoblade's body hard?
A) Cuz he was thinking of children on his deathbed!