Worst Jokes Ever
Orphans are depressed, hahaha.
America... Amefrica... Amfrica... Africa...
I never understood school shooting jokes.
I guess they were aimed at younger audiences.
What do you call a man who likes rape jokes?
A fucking disgusting scumbag with no intelligence whatsoever. If you actually joke about this, you are the reason humanity has faded.
Rape jokes aren't funny.
Hi, I am Michael Jackson, pronouns are HEE/HEE!
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
How do you think Julius Caesar killed his enemies?..
With a pair of Caesars! 😂😂👌
I gotta do terrorist :)
Why do mummies have trouble making friends?
Professor Poopypants!!!
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop!
What time is it when you get home and you can't walk?
What is your summer name? Hot.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP!
Why doesn't a Muslim girl like her dad and namaz?
Because she has to get on her knees.
Why are school shootings branded “very American”?
1. They usually happen in the USA.
2. They’re like the Fourth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming.
What did the naked man say to the naked woman?
"Suck my dick."
Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?
Sans: Why did the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Why?
Sans: 'Cause he was too fat and ugly!
Papyrus: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA LOLOL,OLOLOL