Worst Jokes Ever
Aspen pooped herself.
My friend Andrew once told me that "weird is high and drunk at the same time."
I’m gay because I nutted on the wall, now there are walnuts.
Why does Sophia have no ears? Her mom gave her, her first haircut.
Grace...what stinks?
My mom is actually a mum! 😱
Yulia
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
What is a neonatal's first time in the world?
What is better than hitting a booty? Playing with the titties.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To Mario.
39, 41, 43, AK, 47, AK-47. You get it? Lmao.
If you play Minecraft too much, you belong to the streets.
I will mummyfry you!
Why is Donald Trump like a creamsicle?
He's white on the inside.
He's orange on the outside.
And then there's that stick!
What type of sound does your crack make?
Answer: Quack!
Aarif
What is Stephen Hawking's mum?
Your mum!
What is it about sisters who argue?
Two windmills are standing on a wind farm.
One asks, “What’s your favorite type of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”