Worst Jokes Ever
My friend's 4-year-old daughter made up this joke.
What kind of poo should you put in your hair?
Shampoo.
Were you born on a highway? Because that is where most mistakes happen.
A: Do you eat food?
B: Yes...
A: You can sit on deez nuts then!
B: Omg I have depression now.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
What game do emo kids hate the most?
Life.
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
What has it?
So, one day I saw a dog outside, so I played with it. Then I was like, "I’m gonna see its name and where it lives." So I did. Then... its name was Momo. Then I looked to see where it lived. It said "Joe Momma Street."
What do people have that orphans don't? A family.
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
I love making jokes about orphans!
What are they going to do, tell their parents?
This dick ain't gon to suck itself.
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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.
I don't know.
My sister said that if you go to a random person's door, the sister will all Waze open it.
How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck? When you pull her pants, her ass.
This will happen in your future, though, now because you're mean.
What song does an orphan hate?
"We Are Family."
I never feel offended if my friends don't wish me a happy birthday.
Because that's what I want.