Worst Jokes Ever

Dad: You're adopted.

Son: Where are my real parents?

Dad: >:D They are dead, now come to their grave and sleep there.

Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted. Me and my dad were going home and walk home and I got home.

Jarod (😏): Man, Breya Smith is so hot! The things I would do!

Y’uree (😟): Yes, but... she moved, remember? Her father found a new “job”, so she is now leaving until the fall.

Jarod (😞): Ah yes! BECAUSE!!!

Y’uree (😯): I don’t know, bitch. Maybe she has other things to do, or we can give her a good gangbang before she leaves!

Jarod: (😒): No, I really want to fuck her by myself!

Jarod (🤔): Hmmmmmmm... mhmmmmmm... ummmmm... hmmmmmm... not a bad idea!

Jarod (🤨): Or not?

Y’uree (🙄): Shut up, man!

Jarod (😠): NO, I mean it! THAT GIRL HAS THE BEST ASS FOR ORAL SEX!

Y’uree (🙄😒): Bruh... listen... gangbang... sex... the same

Halyei (😊): Hello Y’uree and Jarod. How are you guys today?

Y’uree (😏): Well, sexy girls like you should be ass-fucked or fucked so hard that all you can do is talk or nothing at all?

Halyei (😘): Thank you, I suck dicks too!

Jarod (😒): Are you Breya???

Halyei (😕): No... do I like that flying bastard???

Jarod (😣): Ugh... no... baby, you’re free to go!

Halyei (😔): Sorry, I miss cursing and having sex with her too! (😟) Sorry for being an idiot. (😔) I really miss her. (🤔) Maybe you and I can give her a threesome??? (🙄) No, I’m not gay! ( ) WHY!!! (😌) Can you come to the please fuck me! It’s the fuckable girls contest and I want to win! (😨) Sorry!

Maishah, the poo comes from an old bathroom in a country starting with B.

Jesus stinks so bad he killed all living things in Heaven.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm stuck on the Eston Front, And so are f***ing you.

Hey, do you know who Dragon248 is? No, who is he? He's dragging these balls off your face.

Why did the poop shout, "Ooh!"

It was poohp.

Kids- it's time for Dora.

Kids- YAY!

Nick Jr. host- Today Dora is going on a big adventure with Grandma.

Swiper- Hello kids, I am trying to find my way to Diego's. Will you please help me?

Kids- Where's Dora?

Swiper- She's under cardiac arrest.

Kids- Poor Dora.

Everybody- SWIPER NO SWIPING!

Swiper - AH MAN!!

Just cut my thumb open with a knife (not a joke).

Me: I want a PS5.

Dad: Alright, I will say no.

Why is Uranus like paper? Because you do see the other side.

Why is everyone scared of 7?

Because 7, 8, 9 (seven ate nine)!

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Why do balls be hairy? Cause they stinky!

Women are like marshmallows because they're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.

Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.

Ariana Grande, where are you?

"Get a life, dum dums!"

Says the fucking moron.