Worst Jokes Ever
How are orphans like Spider-Man?
No way home.
He only won the election because of rigging.
82 million votes my ass.
Ask me for proof.
Throw a plate.
It’s broken, right?
Say “sorry” to it.
Did it fix back?
No... that’s the same thing you did to me :)
Somebody told me to go to hell, so I walked up to Donald Trump.
If Trump pooped in a toilet, the toilet would die.
What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?
Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔
Have you heard about the new Russian STD? Rottsmikokov.
Not funny, guys!
Orphan: I dip my Oreos in water.
Me: Why?
Orphan: Because my dad did not come back with the milk.
What did the poo say to the fart:
You blow me away!
Why can't George Floyd breathe? He had a knee on his neck, stupid.
How do pedophiles get kids to suck their d**k?
They spray paint it like candy 🍬.
Roses are red, The forest is bushy, OMG did you just cum in my pussy?
What did the rape victim give to her rapist?
Head.
Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
I love going to sleep at night.
"Oh, hey guys, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
"Oh, hey guys, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
"Oh, hey, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
What's an emo's favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.