Worst Jokes Ever
Why did your parents abandon you?
Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."
Why does a cheetah cheat to always win?
A woman went into her garden and danced in front of her vegetables.
The next morning, her corn didn’t grow, and the tomatoes didn’t blush or turn red, but the cucumbers grew four inches.
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back with the milk!
My sister said she was as fat as a coconut, so I threw one at her and she was right.
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Connor pooped himself.
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Hi, I'm a name.
What did a cat say to the dog?
"I will kill and eat you hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehheehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheeehehehehehehehe"
Pewdiepie: I am the best YouTuber ever!
T-Series: Go away you f***!
Someone is talking about you behind your back, make run "vhaleka."
What did I say to you? You suckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk, boiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Jobs,
50 shapes head.
What do you call a banana driving a car?
A banana car.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
Warning! Warning! Warning! Warning!
"What? Where?"
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a Glock aimed at you.
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Why did the amogus act sus? He was an amogus! hahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha