Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a gay person who is gay but just can't admit it? A Filipino.
Wanna know something funny?
Me, because I'm funny looking.
What do you call an emo who's emo?
An emo.
What do you call a Black person having a seizure?
I was looking forward to some toast...
So I took the toaster in the bath with me.
So, this woman had a job. She wanted to hang out with her boyfriend, so she lied about having the coronavirus. Then she got out of work. Then she was texting her boss when she thought she was texting her boyfriend. Then she said, "I lied. Now we can...you know...water...sigh...lick...sigh." Then her boss texted, "Ew and YOU'RE FIRED."
One more story: One day this teen named Alexis got kicked out of a house, then went to live with her boyfriend. Then she got pregnant and posted it all on social media.
Why can’t orphans have a horse?
Because they run away like their mum did.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because the chicken had corona.
What does a ginger do when they want to high five a friend? They clap.
Why doesn't The View have anyone on it who is trans? They just look like they are.
I don’t like to play games, actually. There is one game: It’s Barbie. Of course, I’ll be Ken, and you’ll be the box cum in.
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖
Why don't rappers use the subway?
Because they don't want to miss their next rhyme.
Jeffery Epstein killed Hitler.
Roses are red, violets are blue, it's really no wonder your mama left you!
Simpsons.
Meet the Simpsons.
They're the greatest modern family.
From the town of Springfield.
They're a page right out of history.
So I punched an orphan...
What's he/she going to do? Tell his/her parents???
A cat in the desert be like:
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why did the penis go fly?
Because a girl sucked it too hard, it went flying away.
Like if you are emo.