Worst Jokes Ever
William Spiser is SOOOOOOO gay and likes MEN!
"Me lava you sooo much, cutie cake. I know I'm so so so cuteee. Lava you girl... ummmma ummmaaa. I know where you liveee kutty."
Dees was a squirrel who had big nuts.
Everybody loved dees big nuts.
I went to a girl and I said, "DEEZ NUTS!"
So you're saying a penny is worth more than a penny?
That don't make no cents.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
I once gave birth to 3 children.
Roses are red, her name is Lily, she bends over, and said "HARDER, DADDY!"
Why is Donald Trump so mad? Because he is a Trumpet!
I ear ass your dad's ass and he likes it.
OMG, you wanna hear a joke?
Nah, I don't care.
I bet you eat your cereal with water because your dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't orphans go to the store? Because they throw everything around.
Boy, if you don't get your "I'm Burger King with my Burger Queen!"
How to get 60 Translink workers? Please head out of the pool because ya'll are fat. Oh wait, didn't you poop yourself? Say sorry to your underwear while pooping as a fat Canadian Translink worker, little boy.
What was George's last message to humanity before joining the others?
"I CAN'T BREATHE!"
Omg, shut up guys!
What is a fish without an eye?
A fsh, LOL!
Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?
Why do orphans cry?
Because they got no family.