Worst Jokes Ever
If the genie from Aladdin was here, my three wishes would be for you to die, your kids to have a miserable life, and for everyone you love to die.
Q. What is the Titanic's favorite food?
A. Ice burger.
We were so poor my dad would give me a penny not to eat supper.
I'd put it under my pillow and while I was sleeping, he would come in and take it. In the morning, he would holler at me for losing the penny.
Why did my mother buy me a Honda? She knows I can't move, so she pushed my wheelchair with me in it into the ocean. I survived just by a second, but a shark got my wheelchair, fucking bitch.
Why couldn't the orphanage win the baseball game?
Answer: They couldn't find home base.
ANAND
"Hey man, what’s your name? Oh, my name is... Do your balls hang low? Can you swing it to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?"
What do you call a Mexican rooster?
Un gallo pelón.
What's long, white, and thick? My dick.
Have a good day tomorrow!
There is a really, really small guy and his name is Adam, so I say, "Hey, look, it's an atom!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
People have been killed.
People have been killed who?
The 9/11 victims.
Your hairline is so bent, not even NASA can find it.
Why can’t orphans tell jokes?
Because their parents can’t *bear* the *jeans* because they don’t have any.
Gwen just wanted to let you know you suck like a lot, you are a loser. 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😬😬😬😬😏😏😏😏
Poke diver 1 sucks!
What do you call a shitty movie? One that fucking sucks and shits.
What are clowns good at?
Michael Jackson is like if a Barbie doll and Bruno Mars had an ugly child together!
I'm jk btw Michael Jackson was amazing!
Ma name is Bendover.