Worst Jokes Ever

I was going to tell an Asian joke, but it's too Wong.

Why can't orphans have a Christmas list? Because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa.

The Egyptian god of sun's name is Ka.

My friend: Where does the sun god go to get a shoe?

Me: In a Ka-boot sale :D

Friend: What would happen when someone stole the shoe?

Me: Call The Police Ka!!!

When men watch football but not the women's version maybe there.

I am cutie cutie, just like my bro, herishy.

herishy, my little sissy dont report me.

What do you call a potato with a pp?

A dictator.

Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.

Your mom is FAAAAAAAAAT as FUCK.

So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?

A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.

Little Johnny is such a woos.

I (DYM 61).

Mom (DYM 65).

Where is Colorado?

Did you know some people don't put on masks because they wanna act like something? Some put masks on to show their depression and feeling.

"Hello, is this Among Us imposter? Is this the imposter from Among Us?"

Anyone play Roblox?

Addison in bra.

My friend told me that he saw a yacht went close in to the yeti's eye, so I said to my friend, "Did the yeti kiss?" But my friend said, "No, the yeti have to play games every single day, or the yeti will die."

Can I watch you?

Yes, you can watch me your watch.

No, I mean can I WATCH you?

I don't get it. 😑 *facepalm*.

OOOOOOH YOU MEAN WATCH WITH YOUR EYES! YES!