Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans love dogs?
Because dogs stay with them.
How do you win a game of musical chairs? You steal the chair!
You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.
What does lmao launching missiles at orphanage mean?
I don't know, but it's messed up.
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
Why aren't Down's syndrome jokes funny?
Because the format of them is ugly.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about 9/11 because we're going to crash tonight?"
What's funny about sex? I don't get it.
I don’t have another talking stage in me. 🤦🏿♂️ Do you squirt, and is your BD dead? 😭
"Ur Grandma" You think you're funny? Well, sorry, but you're not.
Your hairline is so big, it was used as a highway.
Computers are females because when they're down, you always charge her.
I bet when you were born, the doctor looked away because of your virginity.
I was lying on the bed the other night and my missus was playing with my cock, trying to get it to go hard. She asked me what's the matter? I said, "I just don't find women without hair very attractive."
Am I the only one here that actually tried to kill myself 15 times and failed every time and landed up in the hospital every time?
What show can the orphan relate to... Full House.
An orphan's family photo: empty.
When it's ready for pickup today, I have to get my stimulus payment for a while, and then we'll go to bed... 🥱🥹🥺
Why is 8 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."
The emo kid asked the tree for a high five. The tree left them hanging.