Worst Jokes Ever
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
My bestie: Are you dirty-minded?
Me: Do I have dirt in my mind? No.
You so gay you have a fat sis and?
Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
Because his head is so high up in the air.
What did the brother say to the other brother? "You are brother, brother."
Me: Hey, apple.
Apple: What?
Me: Knife.
Apple: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't "peeling" well!
A man gave me 1 dollar that was ripped and laughed away. I wonder why he did that.
He did that on purpose to trick me, then I met him in the threes.
Hello. What can I get you? A knife, mustard, Marella, gorilla?
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
I cut my dick. It is all right now, and half the size but makes for excellent breakfast.
What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it.
Why were the people in 911 devastated?
They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."
There was an emo kid in their room, boom, they're all gone, now.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.