Worst Jokes Ever
When is a priest's best compromise?
A failed Baptism.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school? Because when the teacher says, "I want to have a parent/teacher conference," they just go about their day.
What do bees make milk from?
Boobees.
"Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website."
WTF 850 COMMENTS???
What's 2+2? FORE-head.
19 comments from. Ok-Community-6032 Cute. ❤️
Clamgodamron: Are you a kid?
Big-Reflection-104. Beautiful 😊
Rich-impact-5709. Your a doll.😈
Cutie-pie-9020 Hot!!! :P
Why do kids want to become cops?
They want to find the guy who touched them.
Ah (gas, gas, gas) Ah Do you like my car? Guess you're ready 'cause I'm waiting for you. It's gonna be so exciting. Got this feeling really deep in my soul. Let's get out, I wanna go, come along, get it on. Gonna take my car, gonna sit in. Gonna drive along 'til I get you, 'Cause I'm crazy, hot and ready, but you like it. I wanna race for you (Shall I go now?)
Gas, gas, gas, I'm gonna step on the gas. Tonight, I'll fly (and be your lover) Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll be so quick as a flash And I'll be your hero.
Gas, gas, gas, I'm gonna run as a flash. Tonight, I'll fight (to be the winner) Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna step on the gas And you'll see the big show.
Don't be lazy 'cause I'm burning for you. It's like a hot sensation. Got this power that is taking me out. Yes, I've got a crush on you, ready, now, ready, go. Gonna take my car, gonna sit in. Gonna drive alone 'til I get you, 'Cause I'm crazy, hot and ready, but you like it. I wanna race for you (Shall I go now?)
Gas, gas, gas, I'm gonna step on the gas. Tonight, I'll fly (and be your lover) Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll be so quick as a flash And I'll be your hero.
Gas, gas, gas, I'm gonna run as a flash. Tonight, I'll fight (to be the winner) Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna step on the gas And you'll see the big show.
Gonna take my car, do you like my car? 'Cause I'm crazy, hot and ready, but you like it. I wanna race for you (Shall I go now?)
Gas, gas, gas, I'm gonna step on the gas. Tonight, I'll fly (and be your lover) Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll be so quick as a flash And I'll be your hero.
Gas, gas, gas, I'm gonna run as a flash. Tonight, I'll fight (to be the winner) Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna step on the gas And you'll see the big show.
Gas, gas, gas, Yeah, yeah, yeah Gas, gas, gas, And you'll see the big show. Ah
Why are you an orphan? Loser...
People are really upset with the Trump-Biden debate.
So much so, that Chris Wallace has requested to change his name.
Guys, I am Aly's friend, Ava. Come over here.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their way home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Yo mama is so stupid, when she saw on her computer it said "You have 3 cookies," she broke it.
If your sisert makes you 100% mad, slap your siert.
You're the reason the middle finger got created.
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What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family photo.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it a home run.