Worst Jokes Ever
Teacher: Go through the ABCs in pre-school.
Me: Hey, teacher, omae wa mou shindeiru!
Teacher: NANI!?!?
Why did the fire not burn the kid? Because it had no lips.
What did the fat girl say to the donut?
"I'm going to eat you tonight..."
What do you think of your mom? I can do it.
Why did the number 10 make friends with 0? Because you have $100 dollars.
I'm lonely, but all I have is my cheeseburger, but what is the matter of living if you only have one thing?
But a cheeseburger is all you need 'cause it has 1,000,000,000,000 bucks man, so I can't just take it and spend it wherever I want.
I never feel offended if my friends don't wish me a happy birthday.
Because that's what I want.
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
What has it?
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"
What does a ginger do when they want to high five a friend? They clap.
I don’t like to play games, actually. There is one game: It’s Barbie. Of course, I’ll be Ken, and you’ll be the box cum in.
Suicide
Jack and Jill went up the hill, Had some fun. She forgot her pill, And now we have Jonny!
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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
Why don't rappers tell secrets?
Because they always spill the beats.
Why did the rapper join a gym?
To get those SICK BARS.
Question: What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"?
Answer: After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!